Osomatsu x crazy! Criminal! Reader
"Oh bright pink~Navy blue. Tea green!. Lemon yellow!!~ Hot red~ magenta!!!"
I said looking around the jewelry
"oh my my~ so meny colors to chose from! Can you give me that one. No wait that one! what about all of them hun~" I said still pointing the gun to the workers body
"put them in the bag sweetie"
I strew her a brown bag
"and make it quick. *giggles* you don't wanna lose you precious head~"
She did so and taking a few glances at the ceiling wen I noticed
" oh. Is this a TV show?" *shoots at camaras* "did I mention I'm not photographic~" I
let out a little maniac laugh. It's so good being bad~.
The bag was full I was ready to leave
"Thank you hun Oh and one last thing"
*shoots worker*
"No witnesses"
*laughs*
As I open the door there alarm rings "shit i forgot about the alarm"
I run quickly it wasn't long until i hear sirens
"CRIMINAL (l/n) YOU ARE UNDER ARREST" that familiar voice
"Awee~ why do I always get the same police man~? It's nice seeing you still at work osomatsu-kun"
"Stop running and turn yourself over"
"Awww and can we just have a normal conversation? Party pooper. Why so formal~?"
"Just stop at this instant!!"
"And gain fat? No way! I wanna stay fit!"
" (l/n) DON'T MAKE ME USE FIRE AGAINST YOU"
"Hope ya don't burn"
"That's it!"
*shoot electric gun*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~"
I know I got caught but my sanity was long gone. No way back
As osomatsu gets off the car and puts me on cuffs
"(L/n) (f/n) you are under arrest"
"Haha.. bummer! *stick tounge out* you are no fun"
He puts me in the back seat and he starts driving
"And osomatsu-kun. I always wandered. Why are you the one who always chase me? I might be crazy but I haven't lost my brain"
"I-its My duty!"
"And it's your duty to Lie two? I thought you were smarter than that sweetheart"
I leaned back on the seat
"So there's no way I'm getting out of this?"
"Nope"
"No chace?"
"Nada"
"No even with a gift?"
"No"
"I could show you something you might like!"
"Like what?"
"ZE end of my gun"
"Your staying there"
"Shit.."
"It's boring in here!!!!!!!!"
I started kicking the seats and whining like a child
"I don't wanna gooooo"
"I'll cuff your legs to if you keep kicking"
"Oh look Mrs. I'm tough guy"
"I'll kill you"
"Hah.. try me bitch have you seen my history."
"Of crime yea"
"You know I can kill you in a nanosecond"
"As if'
The care ride was long but we got there
"Look. It was fun but your going to a cell"
"Awww. So I get to see your face more. I Rader die." He go of the car and opened your door and took you other pulling you really close
"Your stuck with me like it or not"
"That's the kind of police man I like~ "
