The Moments

Ass whooper

Type: Funny

The one who is Sasha KittieKat266

Name : Sasha

Ok now you've heard of sleep walkers, talkers, and music players but have you ever heard of a sleep ass whopper. Yep that's me, now as hard as it may sound to believe it's true.

It was a cold night, I was over my friends house ,charlie,. We were partying all day and night just having fun and enjoying ourselves. Then me and her went to her mom's room and started messing around with her makeup and doing our hair. ( note by this time we were 10 years old). It was the funniest night it can be I loved it. Then it was time for us to go to sleep. I was  always afraid of the dark but I couldn't let her know . " Ummmmmm I have to go" I say in a rush. " why do you have to go the point of a sleepover is to sleep-over all night..... are you scared?" "Ummm no... I've slept over multiple people's houses I say confidently. "Then why don't you want to stay" she says to me. " I ...... forgot my toothbrush" I say. "Oh we have a pack a backup tooth brushes nobody haven't used its still in the pack. "Ummmmmm ... I'm on my period and pregnant". "Ok first of all i do believe the period but you're pregnant now that's just plain sad, like really sad" she says in a disappointing tone. There was no choice I have to spend the night.

10:00 pm

"Dad pretty please can you come and get me" I say passing to him. "Ummmmmm no daddy is kind of busy right now baby girl" he says then hangs up the phone. I decided there's no possible way I can get away with this. I walked over to my blow up mattress. "Goodnight Charlie" I say trying to go to sleep. She didn't responded instead I heard a bunch of snoring.

I tossed and turned through the night.

10 hours later

I wake up feeling better than ever, what was weird was I woke up in Charlie's mom car. I stepped out the car and walked into the house to see her dad and mom with a ton of bruises on their face." Umm... what happened to y'all" I say normally. " Charlie's mom then rushes at me with her hands in a strangling position, her husband pulls her away in time before she grabs my neck. "What did I do" I asked scared out of my mind. " oh... honey she wants to know what she fucking did" Charlie's mom speaks angrily. I then see charlie rush down stairs and kick me out before her parents get even more mad.

My dad was luckily parked  outside so I didn't  have to wait. "Dad Charlie's parents are bruised up and mad at me, what could I have possibly done I'm a beautiful Angel" I say crying. "Oooooohhhh honey hears something you don't know about yourself, he then grabs my shoulder and tells me what's been going on, so honey when you sleep you're perfectly fine and normal but then when you get like 2 hours in you start to sleep walk and that leads to you whopping people asses.