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Me: Hiya, Kae! Thanks for the truths and dare! Boys, you know what to do!
Tom: Even though you've been dead for the last 87 years?
Me: Yes, even though-
Chilled: Holy shit, they're alive!
Ze: OH HEY, BUDDY!
Smarty: Damn, what a while it's been.
Galm: ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
Aphex: Sup, bro!
Me: ANYWAY, SOMEONE IS ASKING SHIT. ANSWER THEM!
Chilled: Alright, alright! Everyone's opinions on Marvel and DC comics, GO! I personally prefer Marvel.
Ze: I like both honestly.
Smarty: Same.
Tom: I'm going with DC
Galm: Same.
Aphex: I don't have a preference.
Me: I don't mind either. Now, favorite superhero?
Chilled: Thor!
Ze: Doctor Strange!
Smarty: Iron Man!
Tom: Spiderman!
Galm: Batman!
Aphex: I like Wonder Woman!
Me: I really like Aquaman, to be honest. Now, if we could have any power, what would it be?
Chilled: The power to see through clothing. *Smirks*
Ze: CHILLED!
Chilled: WHAT?
Ze: ANYWAY! I'd want the power to control things with my mind.
Tom: The power to shapeshift!
Smarty: Super human strength!
Galm: The power to fly!
Aphex: Water breathing!
Me: Hmm...the power to read people's thoughts! Now, who's down for a threesome or foursome?
Chilled: Jesus, Ryland! Didn't know you were into that kind of thing.
Me: NOT ME, STUPID! Our friend here was wondering!
Chilled: Ohhh...well, I'm down.
Ze: Only if I can join with Chilled.
Smarty: I don't know man, I've never...you know.
Tom: It's okay if you don't want to, John. I don't wanna either, honestly.
Galm: Only if I'm on top.
Aphex: You only live once, right?
Me: Seeing as how I have a girlfriend and have no sexual experience, I'll politely decline. Now, there's a dare.
Chilled: What's it say?
Me: You have to go vegan for a week with Ze.
Chilled: Dammit...
Ze: It's not that bad, honestly.
Me: Now, we with Kae a happy birthday! They recently turned 18!
Chilled: Oh, happy birthday!
Ze: Happy birthday!
Tom: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Smarty: Hope you get lots of hugs!
Galm: And gifts!
Aphex: And cake!
Me: And, I hope you had a great birthday! As for you joining us, sure! The more, the merrier!
Chilled: That being said, leave us some more truths and dares!
Smarty: Later, everyone!
*We all wave*
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FanfictionCome one, come all, to The Derp Crew Q & A! Ask them questions, give them dares! Things can go either way here! :D ((Cover - @WritingAwakening))
