Married to a WHAT?!

Chapter 2

It was warm and comfortable. There was a light breeze blowing through his fur and a light snore nearby. Still feeling the exhaustion in his bones, Naruto had to force his eyelids to open.

At first it was all bright and blurry. However as the minutes passed and his vision cleared, the fox demon soon realized the kind of trouble he landed himself in.

The cushion he was sleeping on belonged to a human. He was in a human's home and to top it off, there was a very devastatingly handsome human male asleep right by him. Hair as black as night, skin as pale as moonlight the man was exceedingly good looking for a human, rivaling Naruto's older brother.

"KYUU????!!!"

The scream echoed through the apartment, waking the bewildered human.

Fur standing on ends, Naruto felt the adrenaline pumping through his veins. Bristling with anticipation, the fox kit tried to remember how he ended up here.

"I was being chased by dogs the moment I stepped into the human world... I swear on Hagoromo Gitsune's name that Kurama did it on purpose! After being chased it started to rain and I was looking for shelter on those streets but all the humans in the sheltered places were mean to me... After which I.... I... I can't remember?!"

"What did you do to me?" was what Naruto had intended to say but all that came out were small screeching noises. The human male blinked at the tiny creature. "Now that you're up, are you hungry? You must be. That storm was terrible huh? It's a good thing I found you, Kyuusuke."

"Kyuusuke? That damn bastard named me!"

Naruto tried to summon enough magic in him to transform into a human just so he could kick the man who just saved him from the rain but was horrified when he realized he couldn't.

"Here you go," Sasuke placed a saucer with some fresh milk down on the floor beside him. "I've never really seen a cat like you before but I suppose milk is fine."

Naruto deadpanned. The man thought he was a cat. Seriously. Has he actually seen a feline creature? They don't have ears and tails as awesome as him.

"I'm not a cat you bastard! They don't have ears as fluffy as mine nor tails as bushy as mine! I'm a fox dammit!"

The owner of the apartment seemed to nod and sighed. "I guessed as much. Milk isn't really your thing huh? I suppose I'll have to find something else then..."

Walking to the kitchen, Sasuke opened the refrigerator while Naruto sulked. He watched as the human rummaged the through the contents. "Will fish do? Then again I don't think I have any... let's see. I'm sure cats can't eat vegetables either..."

Curious about what the man was mumbling about, Naruto slowly crawled over and peered from behind the man. He could see that there was nothing but alcoholic drinks on the bottom section of the fridge.

"Sheesh! You can't survive on only alcohol you know? What are you? Some kind of old man?"

Then something on the upper section caught the young kit's attention. "Kyuu!"

Sasuke stopped and looked down. Already the tiny animal was trying to make its way up the shelves. Raising an eyebrow the Uchiha picked the golden furry. "What is it?"

"Kyuu!" Naruto tried to paw at the item that caught his interest but it was still too far away for him to reach with the man holding him snuggly in one hand.

Sasuke followed where Naruto was pawing with his eyes. "You like chicken?"

"Kyuu~"

A rare warm smile softened the usually icy features of the man's face. "I get it. You just stay there while I cook this then."