Aarmau: Arranged love. (discontinued)

Aaron the Gentleman

I wonder what Aaron is going to do. He really has to start explaining things. At the moment he's leading me back downstairs. Wait what's he doing.

Aaron: Ah Mr and Mrs Phoenix your daughter is a pleasure to be around.

Aphmau: *giggles under breath*. Oh yes and you too are a pleasure.

King Enki: I think someone broke our daughter.

Queen Irene: No kidding.

Aphmau: Oh mother farther m I've always been like this, have you not noticed.

Aaron: I certainly have. May I escort you to the garden.

Aphmau: That would be wonderful

Aaron: Follow me if you would please m'lady Aphmau.

Aphmau: Thank you sir Aaron.

We hook arms then we walk outside. After we are out of sight of our parents we start to laugh out of our minds.

Aaron: Oh my Irene that was cringe fest 2017.

Aphmau: I know, oh my mum that was funny. But never again.

Aaron: Agreed.

Aphmau: What should we do now.

Aaron: Well I see a massive lake.

Aphmau: WOW YOU CAN SEE.

Aaron: What would your parents say if we got a bit wet.

Aphmau: Ok you really have to stop. Just get to the point man.

Aaron: What I'm saying is let's go for a swim.

Aphmau: Where. There's no swimming pool out here.

Aaron: Yeah but there's a lake.

Aphmau: What are you suggesting.

Aaron: Just follow me.

Where'd he go. Oh he's next to the lake. Wait why is he over there.

Aaron: Aph come here.

Aphmau: Oook suuure

I'm walking over to him and he's just stood there.

Aphmau: What.

Aaron: This. *dives into lake.*

Aphmau: What. Are. You. Doing

Aaron: Come on, get in.

Aphmau: No thanks.

Aaron: Awww

I climb a tree hanging over the lake.

Aphmau: I'm just going to satay up here.

Aaron: Aw come on.

Aphmau: No. Wait why are you getting out.

No he's getting out please don't climb up and push me off.

Aphmau: What are you doing?

Aaron: It's easier to argue with you out here and my shirt and jacket were holding me down.

Aphmau: You will never get me down. Hisssssssss.

Aaron: There's are snake in the trees.

Aphmau: WOW.

Oh no he's taking his jacket, oh Irene now his shirt to reveal his 6 pack or is it an 8 im not sure. Don't look aph, don't look.

Aaron: What I told you they were weighing me down.