The story of Alex's high school life!

First day of Year 7?

( hey so this is a bullshit story and none of it is serious so don't take it seriously thanks )
Alex looked at his new school. He was scared shitless and wanted to jump off the giant science block building but it was okay. He was in year 7 now. He was starting a new life.
Haha just kidding Alex, he was in his anime phase and that ruined His life. What a stupid kid. But Ye anyway he walked to school with Sam and CORBEN and his cool skate kid friends.
"Yo u Comin on minecraft after skool mate" Alex asked.
"Ye I just gotta shoot my bedroom up with an AK47 cus my mum got hair dye all over it." Sam replied.
"Kay." Alex waved bye as he walked to his tutor class and saw Branwen and Chloe there and Alex hated Branwen because she took Chloe away from him. He said hi and Courtney began pissing him off so he moved to another table all by himself.
Jan was the tutor teacher and she did the register and then whenever a pupil talked she told them to stand up in her weird accent and before she could start yelling at them the bell went for first lesson. They had Welsh first lesson. Alex ran to the lesson like an average year seven and stood next to Mrs Hobbit's class, tapping his fingers against the wall and playing with his long hair as he waited for Sam and CORBEN. Sam greeted him and then miss Hobbit started yelling at them because she's a crusty constipated butthole. She set them in their seats. Alex was sat next to a ginger kid and he reminded Alex of a shark because he had big eyes and a really triangular face. He did his work because he was a nerd and didn't talk to anyone, and learnt about harder stuff because he was in the tutor group with special kids in and he was clever at the time so while everyone else did about food he did worksheets about the Great Cheese Run in Cardiff. Alex sighed in relief as the bell went and ran to his next lesson; art.
Alex was told to sat in the seats he wanted to this time, so he sat next to Chloe and held a middle finger up at Branwen. "UHRM!!! FIRST WARNING!" The teacher said angrily, pointing at Alex. Alex tried not to cry. "Sorry miss..." He mumbled, looking down and sighing. Christianity made fun of him from the back of the class but Alex didn't give two fucks because he was good. Chloe cheered him up, and Alex smiled to be taught by the teacher in art.
"So class, today we will be painting a mountain. And then we will be doing it again next month, and then again the month after, and then to finish off school we will be making a picture of the same mountain but out of ripped up bits of paper because year 7s are too dumb to do anything else." She explained. Alex nodded obediently and grabbed all the equipment, sitting down and beginning to paint the mountain. The teacher then came over and said it looked like shit then scribbled all over it 'to make it better' but it made it even worse! Ffs teacher! Alex got angry and drew a anime girl as a mountain and then threw it in the bin so he could start again. As soon as he picked up a piece of paper the bell went. Alex groaned and walked to the canteen for break.
Alex sat by himself for break because Sam played outside and he wanted to eat his bacon bap. If he went out the canteen with a bacon bap miss wrecking ball would make him go back inside but sometimes Alex couldn't tell who she was talking to because her eyes are wonky.
After break Alex had a double cover with a teacher that looked like a breed between a lobster, the grinch and a witch. He couldn't tell if she was all combined or neither. She sounded like the lady behind the counter from monsters inc and she smelt like stinky cheese. Thank god those lessons were over.
At lunch, Sam and CORBEN came in to eat so Alex sat with them and talked about Attack on Titan and minecraft while he ate his turkey sandwich, Sam had a BLT and CORBEN had some weird salad shit with mustard. everyone was on their phones but Alex wasn't because he was a good boy. He caught CORBEN singing to himself dubstep music for some reason.
"Ey corbahydrates wot you singing" Alex asked like a cool dude because he was cool and popular at the time.
"None of your business" CORBEN replied, pausing his singing and eating his pasta again. The bell went. Alex checked his time table to see they had a double lesson of food technology.
He walked to technology with his friends, waiting outside the classroom door with his Pokemon pencil case. He looked around to see that everyone in his cooking class was someone he didn't know; people from other primary schools. Not even Branwen, Chloe, Courtney, Sam and CORBEN were there. Alex looked at everyone in the class. There was a small emo kid stood next to a really tall kid. Ironic, Alex thought. They're like double the size but good friends!
Then the teacher came out.
"Alright, basically come in." she said.
She said 'basically' a lot. Alex giggled to himself every time she said it, and ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY WERE TOLD TO MAKE TOAST! WTF?! People in the class MUST know how to make toast!
Alex made his toast on a grill and cut it into slices. He gave it to a random girl that was stood next to him because he knew his toast would taste like poo. The teacher came over. "ALEX BASICALLY CLEAN YOUR SURFACES!" She yelled.
"But miss I have" Alex folded his arms, nodding his head towards the clean surfaces he used; and the clean equipment.
"NO YOU HAVENT! LOOK AT THAT TOAST CRUM THERE!" She pointed at a tiny crum on the surface. "DO THEM AGAIN!" Alex scoffed and wiped it away, hoping miss wouldn't realise he didn't clean the whole thing.
"ALEX THEYRE STILL NOT CLEAN-" then the bell went. Alex ran straight out the class without cleaning them because he thought he was a cool rebel, but he wasn't!
He ran to the bus hoping the teacher wouldn't give him detention because he was a good boy.
That was the first day of school over.
He sighed, walking on the bus and sitting in the back. Alex noticed an emo kid drawing hentai.
"Hi I'm Rob" the emo said.
"Hi I'm Alex" Alex said.
Robert went on talking about planes and hentai and rps with his girlfriend. Alex wasn't listening to any of it but Rob had autism so he didn't notice anyway. The only thing he learnt about Rob was that he was afraid of water.
Alex ran off the bus early because he couldn't stand Robs shitty talks about planes and the titanic and how it had three 'chimneys not one!'
He ran back home as Ad made fun of him. ( fuck you Ad )
Alex was greeted by his Labrador and his recently bought cat when he got home. Back then, alex was very happy. The Labrador was his best friend, and Elphie ( the cat ) was too. He threw his bag on the floor, kicked off his converse shoes, and hugged all his pets. Alex fed the Guinea pigs because he was a good boy, and then fell asleep with doggo and catto on his bed until mum got home.
He immediately woke up as the door slammed and his annoying siblings came in.
"Mummy is it turkey dinosaurs for tea?" Alex asked, smiling at her politely.
"Yes dear, now please do your homeworks while I make tea because you're useless and can't cook."
"Okay mummy!"
Alex ran to his room and did ALL his homework because he was a good boy. He walked downstairs and sat in the chair of their wooden table. The chair he ALWAYS sat in. It was his chair.
He was served turkey dinosaurs with peas and chips. Chloe and Alfie came down the stairs too, and the three of them ate together.
"Mummy, when will daddy be home?" Alex smiled warmly at his mother.
"Late, Alex. When you're in bed."
Alex nodded. "I miss daddy. I don't see him much, not even on weekends."
"I know, but you know that he could still be in the war-"
"Yes, mummy."
"DONT INTERRUPT ME!! But you are very lucky you get to see him every Sunday. He is going to get a new job soon, so don't worry." His mother smiled. Alex nodded in understanding, finishing his meal and washing the dishes because he was a good boy.
Alex thanked his mother for the meal and went on his phone and on his Instagram pages while getting changed into his pyjamas. He brushed his teeth, and then went to bed, saying goodnight to all his pets and his mother. He got in bed, sighed, and went to sleep.... Because he was a good boy.