The Guy in The Small House Part 1: The Nighbour

The Guy in The Small House: Part 1 The Neighbour

I woke to the bells in the clock tower ringing the deafly ring.

I got up and went outside to the bright sun hovering over the land.

The town was dull and colourless, my house is small and ancient with a roof made of tiles.

My car I thought was an old rust bucket of bolts.

My neighbour has a HUGE house and a 70s style car.

He is a mysterious person, placing sturdy chairs against the weird makeshift doors.

He always has black shiny latex gloves and a Mario style moustache.

He wears a stupid looking sweater and he is hiding a secret in his house.

Later on I crossed the road and looked through his window, he had a security system with a door like a vault and HD 24/7 surveillance cameras.

He saw me while he was watching the old black and white television and drinking a jug of milk. He chased after me through the front door and across the road until he stopped when I reached my house.

He started to walk back to his house.

I planned to get into his house and find out what's in that basement of his.

I got into my rust bucket and drove the car to the store.

I bought some duct tape, a brick, a stick and a loud horn.

I then drove to the hardware store and bought an axe just in case I need to bust through a door, and a lock pick because of my firefighter experience.

When I got home I drew a fail less plan and put it on the wall of the far side of my house.

I looked through my front window and saw him in the upper room on his awesome computer. I think he was playing a horror game because he was sort of jumping like he'd been jump scared.

I tried the front door but it was locked, then I went around the side and threw a brick at the front doorknob and destroyed it.

The neighbour heard it and opened the door; he looked around and went inside. He didn't bother to fix the door he just lazily boarded it up.

I looked around desperately and saw a broken window and jumped through.

I saw a furnace with pipes going everywhere and looked through the door lock with my left eye. I saw a camera, two doors, the kitchen and the lounge room.

I used the fire axe on the doorknob and it just fell off. I went through and threw the doorknob at the camera and it fell straight down to the hard wooden floor.

I started to look around, I saw him walking down stairs in the other room. He saw the broken camera, I quickly ran to the kitchen.

I stupidly knocked over a pan then I hid in the smelly pantry of, SHOES?

This was getting weirder by the second.

He came in the kitchen and picked up the pan and looked at me like a psychic like he knew I was here.

He ran towards me and just before he caught me I saw a mysterious key in his left pocket.

I woke up on his front lawn then I replanned and bought a black ninja costume to give me a little stealth.

I went to the back of his house and saw a broken down 90s car.

I looked at the engine and pulled out a sparkplug. I broke it and threw the porcelain at the car window, the neighbour heard it smash and went outside.

I ran over to the side with the hole in the wall where a window was and jumped through amazingly. I went upstairs to his computer and shut down the power and smashed it

When he noticed, I fled and hid in a makeshift cupboard he arrived and found the computer he looked around.

I panicked and he walked away with the broken computer, I got out and snuck up on him and pickpocketed the key.

He saw me and chased after me.

I was too quick for him I escaped into a random door and barricaded it.

I looked around, three doors like a guess a door show on television.

I looked through the middle on and saw the house water heater. I looked at the left one and it was locked then I tried the right one. BOOM the door exploded revealing a baby room with a freaky teddy bear. There were pictures on the wall some good some bad one of the neighbours family with him as a child. It was a really freaky place and there was a hole in the wallpaper.

I left that and looked for the neighbour he was down stairs on the phone. I went to his bedroom and snooped around and found a CROWBAR? I also found a key card. I went down stairs and opened the vault door and went through.

I could not believe this he had a city under his house that explains why most houses are for sale I had no Idea about this!

"You're under arrest for breaking and entering!" a cop snuck up on me.

I went with them and got arrested.

The trial went forever! but I only got five years which is pretty good.

The neighbour was found having unregistered property and was arrested for three years.

Next book: The Guy In The Small House Part 2: The Great Escape