Requested by Sarah56643
Britain: *clears his throat*
America: What's Britain doing?
Britain: *inhales*
France: I don't know...
Britain: "Sups dawg the names 'Murica and I eat hamburger because there totally wicked!!!"
America: W-What.. *having a horrible flashback of the 90's sling go and the neon outfit*
France: Britain, what has gotten into you?
Britain: *smirks* "Oui! I'm Francy pants! I'm an arrogant fool who love to hop onto that women's booty!!!!"
France: That's not true!!
China: What's wrong with you, aru?
Britain: "Aru~ The westerns are sooo immature!! Luckily they have the oldest!" *points to himself*
China: Ehhh..
Britain: "PASTA~"
Italy: PASTA~
Britain: "ITALY!! You need to train harder in order to handle my manly balls!!" *referencing to sports ball*
Germany: *blushes five shade of red* N-Nein! That's not true!
Britain: "DON'T TOUCH MEHH!! I just want to stay home and watch anime!!"
Japan: That is so true
Britain: *says a ton of curse words*
Romano: Well shit..
Britain: "I'm Spain and I have a nice ass!"
Spain: Wait what?
Britain: "I AM AWESOME!!"
Prussia: No! I am!
Britain: *looks over to Russia*
Russia: *smiles with a dark aura behind him* Go on, I would like to see you impersonate me~ *holds a metal pipe*
Britain: *sweats rapidly* Uhh..
America: Dude, your done?
Britain: *nods* Yeah, I am *inhales and exhales*
Germany: Ok...
Germany: Let's just get back to we were starting
Canada: He forgot about me...
Kuma: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada..
Sorry for not replying, I just want some rest😅
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Hetalia OnCrack!
Fanfiction(This use to be a Chatroom but I decide to change it, Enjoy!) What happens if Hetalia is on crack?! Bunch of stupid crap happens (I have decided not to put in their accent because it will take too long and will hurt my brain)
