A/N: FYI the narrator is a really bad Mario impression
{Frisk falls into the Underground}
FLOWEY: Howdy, I'm Flowey! Would you like to learn about the Underground?
FRISK: No. Me want to leave.
FLOWEY: Are you sure about that, friend?
FRISK: Yep.
FLOWEY: Guess I better make this quick!....................... DIEEEEEEE!!!!!
FRISK: {pulls iPhone 6 out of pocket}
Want to watch iPhone movie?
FLOWEY: Uh.. Sure?
{Phone display shows 'Once upon a time'. There is a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow on the screen.}
MOVIE UNICORN: Neighhhh
NARRATOR: 5 hours later
{Phone display shows 'The end'}
FRISK: Bye-bye! {walks away}
FLOWEY: WAIT!!!! YOU FORGOT TO DIE--!! I would facepalm if I had arms.
{cuts to Frisk and Toriel}
TORIEL: Come, my child. We can make a life here.
FRISK: Okay mommy!
{The two walk to Toriel's cottage}
TORIEL: I'll be in the other room, my child.
{Toriel begins to exit}
FRISK: Wait, mommy. How I leave Ruins?
TORIEL: Excuse me, my child. There is something I must do.
{Toriel exits, Frisk follows}
FRISK: Ooh, stairs! I go down them!
{Frisk walks down stairs}
TORIEL: My child, this is the way to exit the ruins. I must destroy it so we can live here happily-
{Frisk interrupts}
FRISK: Hey, look an egg!!!
{Frisk exits Ruins}
TORIEL: {collapses, crying} WAIT, MY CHILD, WAAITT!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Pacifist Buddies Route
HumorAn amazing parody of the Undertale true pacifist route where Frisk is three years old among other things. My brother is to credit for a lot of this, but I exclusively wrote the Flowey the Flower song and that is my performance song of choice. (This...
