"You know what place is great?













V  i  r  g  i  n  i  a."

I am many species of trash. (Tables, France, Hamilton, Undertale, Gravity Falls, RWBY, Avengers, Marvel in general, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, IMA now apPARENTLY, CHRIS PRATT IS A FANDOM SHH, probably anything else someone convinces me to sit still long enough to watch) 

There's more! You can call me:
•Connie
•Jefferson
•Jeff
•Tony Stark
•That one random person on Wattpad
•Sammy
•Cat (like an actual cat)

Or as most call me:
"weird"

But wait THERE'S MORE
I draw a shit-lot. I do take requests if you ever need cover art and I HAVE THIS DRAWING TABLET THING IT'S SO COOL!! *fast forward through ten-minute rant about how much I love my drawing tablet* I'm bisexual. I'm not supposed to curse (lol but I do. a lot...). THIS IS THE USELESS INFORMATION AHEAD IF YOU DO NOT PLAN TO FOLLOW ME AND BECOME SECOND IN COMMAND FOR THE USHERING IN OF THE APOCALYPSE AND ANSWER TO ME AS YOUR SUPERIOR READ NO FURTHER. 

I 'tis pisces 

I love RPing (((NO SMUT RULE))) and shit like that. (Usually I'm Jeff)

OTP's:
JEFFMADS
Destiel
Stucky
Johnlock
Papyton
Kanye X Kanye (the only one good enough for Kanye is Kanye)
Lams
Tony Stark X Tony Stark
Thruce
Wazolaf
Drapple (Draco X Apple)
Plucky (Plums X Bucky)
Glinny (a literal box of glitter X Linny, Donuts and I's OC)
Teagandriú (OC ship)
Talennox (Same ship, different name XD)
Ten (IRL ship)
Ashpai (IRL ship)
Tyrett (IRL ship)

There may be murder involved for Jeffergelica shippers. 

I don't care if you live across the country or across an ocean or on the literal opposite side of the world. TELL ME WHO WAS MEAN TO YOU AND I'LL COME BEAT THEM UP.

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