ONE SHOT BXB

Hi,

I don't normally do this. But I decided why the hell not. I'm not going to be doing anything else, so, here goes nothing.

I woke to the sound of Dean Brody blaring through my radio. Crop circles was on. Yeah baby! Best song of his right now. But, that didn't deter my thoughts from thinking another boring old school day has arrived again. I keep hoping that I will wake up one day, and the schools will be burned. That way, I wouldn't have to go to my jail. Yes, I just called school my jail. Why you ask? Because. Because of two sexy ass, smouldering hot, and when I say hot I mean HOT guys. Yes I have a teeny tiny itty bitty crush on two guys. And I would prefer nothing more than to be with the two of them. Ok ok, away from the day dreaming now, Ty. My name is Tyler Foxhart, and I'm gay. There, I said it and I admitted it to you. If you don't like it, than you can stop reading right now. If you do like it, then please, enjoy. That's my line for telling my life story in a book. Nice right?  I thought so. I've always dreamed of writing. And what better way than my own life right? That's what I thought. But back to my jail and the reason why I call it my jail. Remember those two HOT sexy ass guys I mentioned? Yeah, well they make my life a living hell in school. I know, you are probably wondering why have a crush on them if they bully you. Well, I know it is just an act. Both of them are in the closet. So far back they've reached the other galaxies. I am guessing they are afraid. And because they are in the closet, they pick on me because I am gay and I am not afraid to say it. It hides their homosexuality bullying me and picking on me. And I allow it, it doesn't mean I like it, but I allow it nonetheless because I know what it is like to be afraid to admit you are gay. 

Would you like to know who the two guys are that I like and pick on me? Yeah? Ok, Jace Whyland, 18,  sadly still in Grade eleven but popular among the whole school. And then you have Jake Bryland, 18, and sadly still in Grade eleven too. Also popular around the whole school. Notice how their last names end in land? And how they sound the same? I did too. That's one of the things that attracted me to them. They are best buds. Have been since pre-school. How they are not dating each other behind closed doors is beyond me. I would date them. Then again, I want to in the first place so I can't say that. Are you wondering how I know for a fact that they are not dating? Well let me tell you the secret. I am invisible. No one notices me. Not even the teachers and principal. Because of my Invisibility Cloak, I hear things and notice things that nobody else in the world can. I listen, eavesdrop, whatever you want to call it, and find things out. Piecing things together is not hard when no one notices you. The only recognition I get is from being picked on and bullied on by Jace and Jake. That is the only time. Whoa, jeez, all this rambling going on, the bus is about to be here. I throw on my black skinny jeans, and blue t-shirt. Grab my green fedora hat, and quickly head downstairs. 

"Hey mom, I'm running late. I'll just grab a piece of toast. Love you mom." and I'm out the door. Poor mom doesn't even get a chance to say anything to me. I'm a busy man, what can I say. 

When I reach the bus stop, the bus is just pulling around the corner. I have a 15 minute bus ride and am the last person to be picked up. Luckily though, I still get the back. Apparently, the back on my bus is for losers. Everyone sits from the middle up. I know its weird right? Most people want to sit in the back. Makes them feel superior to the others or some shiz like that. I pull out my headphones and iPod and scroll through it to pick a song. Hmm, who should I choose this time. Dean Brody, Lady Antebellum, Luke Bryan or Josh Turner? Ooo, I'm in the mood for some Luke Bryan. I click his name and put on Buzzkill. Perfect song I think. I'm just about to reach the school, and its killing my buzz. Did I mention that it took me about 11 minutes to choose who to listen too? Yeah it takes me awhile when its between good artists. The bus pulls up to the school and I put away my iPod. Here we go again.