the praetorian

Date June 1st 2177 Time 12:37 P.M.

  Today I found a weird chestburster with a weird crest.

Oh I forgot if your reading in the future you wont know what I mean. Eighteen years ago Wayland Yutani corporation made a way to transport these creatures called xenomorphs from there home world to KA-127 or earth #83. That's not all he also made it able to tame them by giving them a special type of artificial food called xenofeast it's like a dog treat that makes your dog's brain rewired to think that your it's mom so it will listen to you no matter what but they still have what little free will they have.

Now back to what I was saying earlier I thought it was a queen (which would of made me a ton of money) but queens are born with legs and arms. I gave it some xenofeast and it immediately slithered up my arm and sat on my shoulder actually more like held it's head slightly above the shoulder.

I took it back to my family who are cattle farmers (they have a name I just call them cows because that's basically what they are, the cattle not my family they are very nice people) I showed them the chestburster and they were happy to see a new guard xenomorph at the house, I asked them if I could use one of the old cows to feed my xenomorph until it grows to full size. So I gave it Jessica who was dying from an untreatable cancer that was slowly killing her most likely painfully (I've had hundreds of cows die in front of me after a while you realize that it happens, it's a fact of life and you don't cry over it) it had a feast of Jessica and it looked happy so all I had to do was wait for it to metamorphosis into what ever it was this could take a few hours to a couple days.

 As I have dinner of, basically a better tasting MRE it was better than nothing and the only reason we have to eat these is because Wayland Yutani hasn't sent a delivery ship in weeks but a new one will be here tomorrow and they said it was because of a debris storm so they couldn't get by so I can't wait for that. But I don't think that's why it hasn't got here yet because this isn't the first time or the ninth time, also I wondered how I found the chestburster in the forest instead of in the xeno adoption center, I say this is weird and somewhat feels on purpose but it's just a hunch.

Well I have to name the knew xenomorph I don't know what to name it I guess I could wait until it is fully grown and find our by studying it's behavior and find out from there. 

Well I have go to sleep now I need to get the recommended nine hours of sleep so I will be able to work on the farm tomorrow. Oh I just remembered I get to see my friends tomorrow because they are coming back from college. So I will update you guys on my progress with the new xenomorph so bye.

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