The Office

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This is a funny spoof off of Angry Office, by Brandon Rogers. All the peeps are being interviewed in this scenario.

Reader's Pov

"Yo, my name is Killua Zoldyck and I'm the person who makes sure everyone gets there work done." Killua spoke as he was busy with looking up the lowest sales on choco robots.

"Hi! My name is Gon Freecss and I work as Killua's assistant!" Gon brightly smiled towards the camera. That is until a whole bunch of papers were dumped on him by Killua.

"Uh, Hi. My name's Leorio Paradinight. I basically just sit here and take phone calls. But I just hang up on half of them. Well, it took me awhile to find a place where there were wasn't a hospital with female nurse's... You can probably already guess why." Leorio nervously rubbed the back of his neck, avoiding the cameras intense stare.

"I am Hisoka Morou~." Hisoka waved at the camera while also smiling creepily. "I'm the boss here. I also monitor everyone when I'm not busy doing my own work.~" The camera suddenly zoomed in on a variety of different porn magazines and drawer full of colorful condoms.
"Sneaky camera.~" He then stuffed the magazines into the drawer and shut it.

Timeskip

Killua came storming into Hisoka's office. "Hisoka," He sighed in annoyance and tried to avoid what he was seeing. "Yes?~" Hisoka replied.
"That lotion is for your hands and face, only. I can freaking hear it from my cubical. So I'd appreciate it if you would just stop masturbating and do anything else besides what you're doing right now." Killua then just left a very turned on Hisoka to his own work.

I tag these people

KilluaTobio

Gon_Freec16

Hisoka_Moruo

Idc if ya do the tag, honestly. But if you do, you can do whatever you want for it. Idk why I added Leorio in this =P I'll put Mamapika in the next chapter.

Thanks for reading!

GamersAreUnstoppable~

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