HEY DO YOU SKATE?
"I guess I mean-"
DO YOU FIGURE SKATE?
"I don't really-"
WELL I GOT THE BOOK FOR YOU
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Me: so what do you think about the new description?
Friend: aren't there other relatable skating boo-
Me: get out
Actually, experienced ice skaters don't even need to relate to this. EVERYONE WHO HAS ICE SKATED ONCE WILL RELATE TO THIS.
You are just walking in this one ice rink and you thought it was going to be filled with people who don't know how to skate like you and then once you step on the ice
BAMM
A 2-YEAR-OLD HOCKEY SKATER SKATES LIKE THE FLASH TIMES 1000
LIKE WHAT?????
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NOT TO FORGET THENUMBER OF 2-YEAR-OLD HOCKEY SKATERS ON THE ICE RINK!! THEY ARE SKATING IN CIRCLES AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHHY YOU ARE TOO SCARED TO EVEN SKATE TO THE MIDDLE
LIKE SNDGHRSTEHRJRTERFGNMJFT *HOCKEYSKATERSREADINGTHISPLEASEWHENSKATINGINPUBLICTONEDONEYOURSPEEDFOROTHERSSAFTEY*
