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*Meanwhile on the other side of the planet*
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Hello: Uhm, Hi? are you okay?

Me: Ye, y u ask?

Hello: No not you him!

Me: WELL YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN MOAR SPECIFIC!

Hello: Mkay, sorry.

Hello: Hey hi stop sleeping we need to do stuff.

Hi: *snorts* wake me up at 3 *yawns*

Hello: IT'S 1AM AND WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN YOU FRIKIN IDIOT!

Hi: Oh, we're screwed.

Me: Uhh, why is swear words censored?

Hello: IDK WE JUST NEED TO PADDLE!
*paddles intensely at the speed of light*

Hi: Rly? it's censored? Le me try. FRICK.

Hi: Oh yeah, wth is wrong with this world, i think we should not belong here  (. _ .)

Me: Why did we even end up here. In the middle of the ocean?? [._ .]


To be continued

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