A (Very) slow start

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OnMyOwn24601: Hi!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!!!

Éponine: Ok really? We didn't notices.

OnMyOwn24601: Nice to see you to!!

Éponine: Grrrr!!

OnMyOwn24601: What happened?

Enjolras: Well you looked us in this room with strangers*points around*

OnMyOwn24601: Enjy, they're not strangers, their your fellow mizzies!!!!

Enjolras: Why do you keep calling me that?!

OnMyOwn24601: 'Cos it annoys you!!!

Enjolras: Ahhhh!!!

OnMyOwn24601: Now let's a move on!!!

Cosette: Great!!!

OnMyOwn24601: You're excited?!?! That's a first!!!!

Cosette: Can't you hear the sarcasm?!?!?!

OnMyOwn24601: No, you must be out of practice

Cosette: Why can't I be normal?!?!

OnMyOwn24601: Cosette that's the problem you are normal(for a dumb blonde who gets the guy)

Cosette: What did you just say?!?!

OnMyOwn24601: Nothing!!! Now let's get started!!!

Everyone: groan *walks to there places*

OnMyOwn24601: Umm... Bossuet can you please sit over here... the insurance was too expensive... and I kinda don't have the money to fix anything...

Bossuet: Cool I get to watch!!!!

OnMyOwn24601: Yep!!! Start!!! Now!!!!!!

Enjolras: It says monkeys are supposed to prance across the stage. Who is playing them?

OnMyOwn24601: Thanks for volunteering Enjy!!!! Gavroche your parts a monkey so your in!! 'Ponine and Courfeyrac you can do it too!!!

Monkeys:*Making monkey sounds while prancing across the stage*

*curtian opens*

Everyone who is playing Ozians:

GOOD NEWS, SHE'S DEAD!

THE WITCH OF THE WEST IS DEAD!

Éponine: How can I be dead when I am still breathing?

OnMyOwn24601: It's a play!!! Moving on!!

Ozains:

THE WICKEDEST WITCH THERE EVER WAS,

THE ENEMY OF ALL OF US HERE IN OZ,

IS DEAD! GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS!

Everyone:*silence*

OnMyOwn24601: Who's line is it?

Feuilly: You haven't said who's playing this role

OnMyOwn24601: Thanks for volunteering!!! Say the line!!

Feuilly : Ok...Look, it's Glinda!

Cosette: *floats in on a giant bubble* It's good to see me, isn't it?

Everyone: *mummble yes*

Éponine: Actually it's not good 'cos you stole my man!!

OnMyOwn24601: Cool it!! We can have a fisticuffs fight later... wait we are having a catfight in a while, well if we ever move on. But since its in Act 2 and we're just starting Act 1, it'll take a while. Moving on!!!! Now!!!!

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