Dude: Is this seat open?
Me: No, but this one will be if you sit down.Dude: Your Place or mine?
Me: Both. You go to yours I'll go to mine.Dude: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Me: Do not enterDude: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Me: Unfertilized.Dude: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Me: But would you stay there?Dude: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Me: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
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Good Comebacks
Short StoryA Book Of Comebacks So You Can Roast People Who Try To Roast You :^)