Cyr was being a cyrunt and telling people to kill themselfs as he walked down the cum splattered corridor of his school that he planned to shoot up
But that's a different story
Anyways he strutted down the halls before crashing into the guy with red hair that all the girls got wet for; markiplur
"Lol watch were ur gOing you idngdong" markiplur couldnt swear because all his fans where like -2months old and he needed the monie
"Lolie fuck off markiplur u dont scar me" cyr fote back bc he wasn't a coward when secretly he would lock his self in his closet after skool and cri bc of his low self esteem and bc hes so insecure about how he looks so he dyes his hair emo black to appeal to more of an audience for the pay
"Lel u better take tht back Cryer bc I stole ur maymays"
Cyr gasped "o mY GOD U STOLE MY MaYMES HOW DARE U SATAN!1!"cyr ran to his loker flailing bc his maymays were his prized possession when he got there his maymays were gone and he threw a shoe at some girl bc he was pissed and didnt like her being aliv
He started to cri salt bc he lost the ability to cri rel tears like when he lost his virginity which was four hrs ago
So he cri and cri because his maymays were gon
Until the pratty boi, Grug came up and told him to staph cring bc it makes him look like an idiot
"My memays!1! Markiplur tok them!1!1!" Greg gasp and help cyr up and went to veganly punh markiplur
But when they arrive markiplur was talking to jeck bc jeck and markiplur were actually d8ing but noone knew bc their fangurls would tri to kill one of them bc they couldn't be gay bc they had to mary all fangurls
Even tho the fangurls were like -88days old
Any Ways(plsgetthebandbacktogether) greg tcakles them both and screm "thIs Is mY VEGETARIAN BODEH!1!1!" while flailing and having a seizure
Then the thing called lainy came and sat on Greg squeeling "LAL IM LIKE TWO MONTHS OLD BUT PLS MARY MEH!1!"
"Lol ok I liek em young ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" greg seaid and cyr started to seb bc greg was his
But he wsant gay bc being gay ismt hos thing
He cri and cri and got kicked qnd pushed but he didnt care bc he took too much lsd and coldnt functiom
Againe anothr story for anthr tiem
Anyways cyr bombed the school but dan howell and phill lester's gayness ressurected the skool
And now cyr was jelly
And o u t for bl o. O d
