January 26, 2016

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Dear Diary,

Australia made a huge deal about Australia Day at the world meeting today. Big deal. Though I am usually equally excited about my favorite national holiday.

Valentine's Day is coming up and Denmark is saying that we should all make cards for each other. I'm not gonna make a card for anyone.

Except maybe Seychelles. Because we're now officially dating. If this gets leaked out to any of the others, I am going to stab someone in the neck with a spoon.

Also I found a comic called Scandinavia and The World. I am portrayed as sparkly and fabulous, having a high tolerance for demons.

I think I like Finland's portrayal the most. He's quiet, murderous, alcoholic, and his saunas are the greatest.

-Iceland, out

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