It was a normal day. Me slacking off and wandering through the forest. All was good until I came across a large purple door. So, instinctly, I start knocking 'em out. I tell knock knock joke after another. There so good that I start to laugh uncontrollably.
After a while of knock knock jokes, I ask "Knock knock" and someone replies,the voice being definitely feminine" Who's there?" This startled me, but I said "Dishes" and the voice replies "Dishes who?" "Dishes a bad joke!" The voice started to laugh and laugh and laugh. So I started to and we laughed and laughed.
I say "Knock knock" then the voice says "Who's there?" "Old lady" "Old lady who?" And I said "Wow I didn't know you could yodel!" Again we both bust out laughing.
We continue this for about an hour and then I remember that my younger brother Papyrus wanted to go to dinner with our friends and me. "Hey I got to go. I'll come back tomorrow."
Tomorrow
I return to the door the next day and so does the woman. I start telling jokes and she does too. I notice that she seems to not laugh as much as before so I ask "Is something wrong?" She sighs "I know you don't know me and I don't know you but will you protect any human that comes through this door. Please!"
Now that made me jump. I stood there for a minute and then said "Yes. Yes I will." "Thank you." sigh "Thank you."
