A dad A mom A daughter and A son were all sitting at the dinner table the son asked dad how many different kinds of boobs are there the father said women go through three stages 20-30 there like melons 40-50 they 're like pears nice and firm 60 they're like onions the son asked why and the father said because you see them they. Make you cry. Infuriated the mother. the daughter asked how many Willis are there? Well the mom said just like women, men go through three stages as well 20-30 like an oak 30-40 it is like a birch flexible but reliable 50 it is like pine tree dead from the root down and the balls are for decoration
