Shape Shifter On The Run

Chapter 11 - Let the Games Begin

"ANDREW FUCKING KNIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO THE SHOWER."

I was now on the floor in a ball laughing my head off, that was until I seen Illianna standing infront of me dripping wet and the colour of a smurf. Scratching her arms, legs and other parts that weren't covered by her towel, up and down. This just made me look her up and down and started my laughing fit again.

" My oh so dearest room mate I have no clue what you are on about. But I have to say blue is your colour, really makes your eyes pop. If you know what I mean."

" Oh so you have no clue, in the slightest to why I am blue and itchy as fuck all over?"

"Nope. I would suggest that you go and take a shower to wash, and rinse it off but I think that would only make it worse. I also want to say Bring it Bitch!"

" Oh it's on like Donkey kong."

I didn't really think this through did ? Well I'm guessing not I just made an Itchy Smurf out of my room mate and now she's pissed of at me. I also know that she's gonna try and get me back when I'm least expecting it. And it's gonna be ten times worse to what I just done to her. Why did I ever start this oh Yeah cause I wantd to get her back, but I pretty much just started a war, well we both did unintentionally. Her with Turning on the hot water in the kitchen, which in turn turned the shower cold, and me with my amazing singing voice Oh Yeah. All I had to do was avoid it for now and suck it up later, but then again the longer I wait the more time she has to think up her revenge.

ILLianna's POV:

I was gonna get that Son of Bitch back whether he likes it or not. I look like a fucking blue smurf and he so lied blue is not my colour. Then there's the fact that I'm itchy as fuck all over. What did he do put itching powder and blue dye in the shower head. OMG that's exactly what he did and the only way to get this stupid dye off is either wait and eternity or sweat like a pig in a blanket in the middle of egypt. But this just gives me a plan to get back I just have to borrow Aaron's, Theo's and Alex's shower . The uber question was do I go there like I am just now or change. Nahh I have clothes down there and they won't mind. 

  Oh boy let the Jokes begin. This was the only thing going through my head as I lifted my hand half heartedly towards the three boys that will make my life a living joke for the way I look just now. 

" Hey h. What , laugh, the, laugh, fuck, laugh happened to you Lil?"

" Well if you would be ever so kind sir would you plese stop laughing and let me borrow your shower Alex. Pretty please. I beg you."

" Alex who. Why's there a smurf infront of us."

" Well you see Theo see the hot girl that lives upstairs that you're so in love with well this is what happened cause you fell in love with her. The only way to change her back is to kiss her."

" Well If that's all it takes the come her smurfette."

" Oh hell no Theo you get your nasty ass lips the fuck away from me. Now where's Aaron considering he's the only one who won't joke about this right now. And he'll probably help me get back at Andrew and also help me get this off unlike you two bozzos that are just gonna stand there and laugh at me."

They looked at me in either surprise or some other kind of weird way . It looked as if someone had stappled their eyes open and made their faces in a constant bug eyed shocked expression.

" What's with those faces, did i jit the nail on the head or something. I'm taking the fact that your just continuing to stare at me in shock that it's a yes. Well if you don't mind I'll just walk past and go find Aaron."

"AARON, AARON WHERE ARE YOU."

"Right behind you Smurfettte. HAHAHAHAH Who did this to you. Oh no let me guess, judging by that look it was your new room mate Ant Anthony or is it Andrew."

" Well the last guess was partially right it's Andy, and yes it was that fucking rascal, weasel bloody fucking bastatrd look at me. I'm FUCKING BLUe!!!!!"

" Now, now child there is no need for those profanities I'll make it all better. For Starters I'll help you stop looking like a Smurf and then I'll help you plan revenge on the Little weasel. How does that sound?"

" Well my dearest sweetie pie, sir That sounds like a very inspirational plan. How about we start by you telling me how to get this bloody blue dye off. Then you help me plan the master plan for the best revenge of all time on that dickhead roomate of mine."

" Ok first we need to fill the tub with water, baking soda, lemon juice and some ilive oil. Then you're going to take a nice long soak in it but in the mean time I'm going to think up ideas for the revenge of a life time for you. That ok with you Lil?"

"Yup, but just as a warning in advance if I'm still blue after this bath, There's gonna be another smurf very soon soon and it isn't going to be Andy. Just saying But TTFN I'll see you when I'm hopefully deblueified. I also hopefully have some ideas for a revenge plan."

20 Mins later............

" Aaron, Aaron I'm deblueified I no longer look like smurfette. So we can now plan that revenge plan on that evil roomate of mine. I seriously mean it when I say this ' He is the spawn of the Diablo'. I tell ya he is."

Just then i heard Aaron's sweet, yet husky voice coming from somewhere down the hall. Most likely from the kitchen. He probably got hungry waitning for me, plus it's the most communal and quiet place in this appartment. I turned the corner into the kitchen and it turns out I was right all three musketeers where sat high and mightly on their stools at the counter in the middle of their enormous kitchen.

" Het trouble makers, hows the plan for revenge going anything yet?"

" Wellllll, you see, Uhhmmm we can't help you."

" Well looks like theirs gonna be three new smurfs in town. Oh wait it would be the three smurfkateers."

" Oh fine we have something, but i seriously doubt you should do it though. I think he's gonna hate you even more after this. "

"I don't bloody care, he turned me blue, and let me tell you blue just aint my colour. As tou seen from earlier. So are you gonna tell me, or do I need to make you three have a shower in my apartment?"

All three at the same time" No,  we'll help you."

"Good, so tell me what's the plan boyos."

" Well we were thinking ........