The Dirty Pick Up Line He Uses

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by invisibleirwin7

by invisibleirwin7

{be prepared to laugh or just feel very weird}

Sean- Are you a door because I'd love to slam you. 🙈😂

Devin- let's play firetruck I'll run my hand up your leg and you'll say red light. Y/n: red light.
Devin: fire trucks don't stop at red lights.

Julian- OH MY GOD IT SMELLS LIKE UPSEXY IN HERE. y/n: what's up sexy. julian: oh nothing much you?

Jaden -
Jaden: there are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Y/n: 26 i think
Jaden: U R A Q T
Y/n: Your missing one
Jaden: i'll give you the "D" later

Dylan- Do you wanna be my Slut?

Y/n: what!

Y/n: do you even know what slut stands for?

Dylan: sweet little unforgetable thing.

Sorry if this was weird hahahahha