Relationship commandments

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Hmmmm... today's topic is relationship commandments class.  Okay bitches class is now in session. Which one of you bitches can tell me one of the relationship commandments. ..... none a Y'all Y'all are a bunch of dumb bitches 😅😅😅😅

Okay shall we begin? Yas

1. Thou shalt not try to tell me what to do.

Nigga nobody tells me what to do not even my own mother so why would my spicy ass take orders from you?  Nigga do I look like a fucking waitress to you? Nigga do I look like I'm doing a fucking job or something? (they say a relationship is a job but I say fuck em to be honest...)  Nigga I don't do voluntary work I'm all for the dough. I'm my own fucking person I do whatever the fuck i fucking like whenever I fucking like so I don't need you or anybody else tryna tell what the fuck to do when the fuck to do how the fuck to do okay nigga? Yas be fucking sides I'm not going to try to tell you what the fuck to do... so nigga why should I take orders from you? 

2. Thou shalt not try to tell me what to wear.

Nigga I wear whatever the fuck i fucking like whenever I fucking like okay nigga? If I wanna show my ass nigga I fucking will because it's my fucking ass not yours not your mother's not any body's okay nigga just because we are together it doeasnt mean that you conrtolz me nigga besides i dont control you nor your dick you are going to fuck whoever you please right? if I wanna show my boobs my pussy I fucking will nigga is you a girl?  Did God give you a fucking pussy?  More specifically did God assign you to my pussy or to my fucking body? Did he tell you to take control over everything I wear or do and shit?  Nigga answer Me is my body yours? So you wanna tell me what to wear nigga can I tell you what to wear?  I don't fucking want to tell you what to wear either Cuz you your own man just like I'm my own fucking woman sheesh nigga what the fuck did you see this shit happen in your household?  If it did it definitely didn't happen in mine so go find a bitch who had that shit happen in their fucking household and get yo ass away from me Cuz nigga that shit ain't happening. 

3. Thou shalt not try to change me.

Nigga thou shalt not try to change me ESPECIALLY if you dont want the same thing done to you. Nigga I know life is unfair but not that unfair okay ladies you know those niggaz who want to change everything about you  but they don't don't want to change a single thing  like let me get this straight. ..

So nigga I should change everything about me to please your ass  but your ass don't want to change a fucking thing not one fucking thing? How in the fuck is that fair to me nigga?  So it's all about you in your delusional ass head huh?  This relationship revolves around you in your delusional ass head huh

Isn't a relationship a two way street?  Isn't it like two people in a relationship?  Shouldn't the both of us be happy or at least satisfied?  Yeah we compromise but buttttt nigga no hasn't it ever occurred to you that there might be something that I don't like about you just like how you can list a million things you hate and I need to change?  Nigga let me tell you this shit once I will not change to please anyone I will not and shall not change unless I fucking want to change. Ladies if you have a nigga or niggaz if you have a bitch like that take my advice and kick them to the curb. Yes kick their ass to the curb sheesh and get it fucking over with find somebody who deserves you and not some dumbass who is a self centered   ass dumbass

4. Thou shalt not get jealous of the pictures in my phone.

Me I'm the type of person who likes cute guys and checking them out is a hobby of mine ☺☺ if you look through my pictures you're going to see pictures of cute guy celebrities like trey songz chris brown jacquees Jacob Latimore  Issa just to name a few now if I have more celebrity pics than what I have of you it's simply because I knew about them before I even knew you existed. All those times when I was bored as fuck they were cheering me up with whatever they do sing/act music/movies what fucking ever and they will be there when you leave too.

5. Thou shalt not ask how many guys I've slept with. 

Nigga all that shit is in the fucking past like nigga it's called the fucking past for a fucking reason sheesh the past is the past let the past stay in the past I swear if a nigga ask me that question again I'm telling him three fucking million like nigga what the fuck does it matter how many niggaz I fucking fucked? Would you be honest if I asked how many bitches you fucking fucked? Nigga i don't fucking need to know that shit that's too much information dude if I don't want to know yours why the fuck should you want to know mine? Nigga chill out okay.

Damm this shit is my longest entry everrrrrrrrrr I'm exhausted as fuck to be honesttttttttt.... whew okay that was a few of the relationship commandments by yours truly Trish to the mack I know some of you may not agree with these or some other shit that this motherfucker wrote but please know that this motherfucker doesn't give a fucking flying fuckkkk okay now that is out of the way like comment share follow add all a dat shit if you dont agree with my commandments tell me yours anyways its ..   👎👎👎👎👎👎

Trishmack ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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