Preface
I'd never thought about how I would diet , but if I had I wouldn't have imagined it like this. I sat in a closet breathing, I'm always breathing . I don't know why. Anyway, i was having a staring contest with a man. This was a good way to diet, having a staring contest, for someone I loved. I knew that if I'd never gone to forks, I'd never have even thought of dieting. I wouldn't regret this. when life offers you a pie, and that pie shines, it's not good to eat it because it's probably radioactive . especially when you're dieting. the man smiled, and began braiding his long hair. and as always, I kept breathing.
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Piebite
HumorThis is a twilight parody because I found twilight the book rather boring so read this instead because it's lots better. Like tons better. By alot. So much better you should just read it. I MAKE MISTAKES TOO. JUST GET OVER IT. This is fair use FYI a...
