Kaneki: why do you people think I'm gay!
Touka:....lots of reasons
Hide:*coughs* no reason
Ayato: this is a thing?... Why is this a thing? Fuck you assholes I can and will eat anyone who ships this shit
Hide: harsh dude but go ahead
Eto: jealous much?~
Hide:....wait what? And who even are you?
Ayato: go home
Hide:...I hate you
