Scarlet~
So I have four brothers, and they're all always bursting into the bathroom while I'm showering. The only thing that makes them go away so I can get out of the shower is to throw the first thing within reach at them. So I have grown accustomed to this and one day I was taking a shower when my mom barged into the bathroom without asking....and on instinct I threw a large, full bottle of shampoo at her....while screaming, HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?!?! When I heard the scandalized gasp, that's when I knew I'd fucked up. One, I wasn't allowed to curse. Two, I'd hit her in the fucking face with that damn shampoo bottle. And three I made her nose bleed......so yeah good job me.
