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Jeff the killer vs Jane the killer

maybe jane might kill me...or jeff buttt....
still wanted to share xD
BUT OMFG DHEIFBSKHXHDNDB THIS TOOK PLACE IN ILLINOIS.

I LIVE THERE ;-;
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Jeff The Killer versus Jane the Killer

Original Story Concept Written by LogoMausoleumScripted and Adapted to Audio by Mr. Creepy Pasta

Scene: 1 Prologue (Creeper music. Not moving into a JEFF theme yet. NARRATOR speaks)

NARRATOR; The county morgue can be a pretty grim and depressing place, especially on a slow, boring day. Even the simplest thing as a routine autopsy can produce results so shocking, that a seasoned mortician can have their lunch jump back into their throats. Before the mortician, lay an average height, lanky, pale man. The skin of his face is pulled impossibly tight from scarring. His eyes stared blankly at the ceiling, never able to close. His mouth is permanently ripped into a smile across his face. This is JEFF. Also known as JEFF the Killer. And you're wondering, why is JEFF dead? It could be argued that his killing sprees had finally brought an end to him. The police finally closed a case of the most twisted mass murder that the world had seen. Maybe karma stepped in and sealed his fate. All are true.

CORONER; Homicide plain and simple. Cause of death severe blood loss due to disembowelment.

CORONER 2; No man can die in a burning building and not get burned Frank.

CORONER; Well.... look at the guy's face Elli... Does he look like a man anymore to you?

MUSIC: Fade out of piano music. Fade up to Sweet Dreams.

(Title Card)Scene: 2 Monday

(Fade up to sweet dreams.) SOUND: EKG

PATIENT; Hey... hey man are you awake?

JEFF (PATIENT);Yeah I am... What?

PATIENT; Can't sleep... I never could in a hospital bed like this.

JEFF (PATIENT); Uh....

PATIENT; Yeah sorry. Well hey what happened to you anyway? I mean why the bandages all over your face?

JEFF (PATIENT); I was.... burned....

PATIENT; Jesus man! That has to fucking suck! How?

JEFF; (PATIENT)Doesn't matter anymore. You know? ... What about you?

PATIENT; Oh man I don't have any burns but you probably can't see that huh? I was had a bit of a car wreck. Got my leg caught and broke it so I'm wired up to this bed. I say I'm fine but the doctors want to keep me in o-

JEFF (PATIENT); So you can't move at all?

PATIENT; What? No I'm kind of stuck to the lifting thing and the Heart monitor. Why?

JEFF (PATIENT); Good.

PATIENT; Dude. What are you doing? Should you be getting up?! You're a burn victim man!

JEFF (PATIENT); Have you ever seen a burn wound before on someone's face?

PATIENT; Holy fuck what are you doing!? NURSE! NURSE!

JEFF (PATIENT); Why does everyone scream at my face? Doesn't anyone find it beautiful anymore?

PATIENT; Are you crazy!? You can't do that to an IV! You're going to kill me! YOU'LL KILL ME!

JEFF (PATIENT); Did you ever have that little feeling that you know you really shouldn't do something but...? (Laugh) You really just can't HELP yourself (blowing)