Funny Shit/Fightin in tha 64'

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•••Eazy'z POV•••

I was going to go pick (YN) up from her house because she dosen't have a ride.When I came to pick her up she was acting ghetto as always and thats what I love about her.

Eazy:"Bae where the hell r we going"

YN:"To the movies I heard there is a bomb ass movie out called"Scary Movie"

Eazy"Oh I heard that that movie was funny as hell"

YN:"How do yo ass know"

Eazy:"I know cuz was paying attention to the trailer unlike u"

YN:"Well I had other shit to do other than watch tv, one thing I coulda did was call u an asshole  for telling our franns wut happened at the club

•••Flashback•••

U know what happens at a club u drink, dance and even fuck someone u don't know well that's not what happened to (YN), she drunk way too many and threw up on herself

•••Flashback Over•••

Eazy:"Well sorry but it was funny as shit"

YN:"Fuck u asshole"

Eazy:"Oh fuck naw u did not just call me that"

YN:"Yes the fuck I did and I can do it again"

Eazy:"But u won't"

YN:"We'll see about that"

•••At The Theaters•••

•••YN'Z POV•••

YN:"Bruh I gotta go to the bathroom"

Eazy:Yo ass shoulda did that before u got in the car"

YN:"Sometimes I can't stand when u act like this in public

Eazy:"girl I know u not talking do I have to remind u again"

YN:"naw"

Eazy:"just go to the bathroom ight"

YN:"ight"

•••In The Bathroom•••

So az I wuz going to the bathroom so girl had the nerve to walk in and say"move bitch",so to get her back I decided to record her shitting her azz off and post it on Instagram.

•••In the theater•••

Az u know we wuz watching Scary Movie wuz playing everyone was laughing and having a good time then the same bitch came thru my section

Girl:"I know u posted me on instagram shitting now every hoe in the comments talking bout I can smell yo shit thru the phone"

YN:"Sorry not my problem now stfu the movie on"

Eazy:"She's right move yo fat ass out the way before things get real ugly oops by looking at yo face it already did"

Girl:"This ain't ova meet me in the parking lot when this is ova"

YN:"Hell naw niggaz my height don't fight we bust caps in people azzez do u want that"

Girl:"Hell no

YN:"Good get out the way"

Girl:"fine"

Everybody:"shut up!!"

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