What would not be

I don't even know. I was bored. Don't sue me. I want an ice cream now.

...Why am I doing this to myself?

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto, or any of the characters. I own my very bored brain. And two imaginary bunnies, but that's beyond the point.

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If, somehow, there was a way that all characters mentioned below could ever meet, via a time-space portal, or falling down a rabbit hole, or making a wish on a falling star, or just the bored mind of an authoress, this is what would not happen.

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Yahiko sighed at the people showering him in affection, proclaiming him their long lost cousin.

He had explained it to them a hundred times already -actually, ninety eight, but a hundred just sounded so much more dramatic- and this ought to be the last.

"Being a ginger does not automatically make me a Weasley!"

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Orochimaru stared.

Voldemort stared back.

"So you aim for immortality, too?" Orochimaru abruptly asked.

"That, I do," Voldemort replied. "...Do you also have an interest is snakes?"

"Yes."

"Then fuck you. I did it first. You focus on molesting Sasuke."

Manda and the Basilisk sighed at their masters' idiocy, and went on with their little tea party.

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Deidara snickered, shaking a freaked out, thirteen year old Harry's hand. "You blew up your aunt? Nice one."

"This is not, and I repeat, not true art," Sasori scoffed.

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Ginny patted Hinata in the head. "There, there. I've been where you are, honey. Trust me, it works out wonderfully in the end. Just date other people, get your brother- err, cousin, pissed at that, and this Naruto guy is most likely to notice you. I did the same, and Harry and I ended up married, with three children. Not bad, is it?" she asked cheerfully, winking.

Hinata blushed furiously.

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"Teach me, teach me, teach me," a young Naruto begged, giving his best puppy eyes. "Please, please, you have to teach me!"

Fred and George Weasley stared at each other in confusion.

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I am sorry. I really am.

Here I should be working on re-writing Cosplayers or even another fic I want to post, and yet I am making this I don't even know what the hell it's supposed to be.

This is short. This is random. I may add to it on a later date, or I may not. Depends on how bored I am. Suggestions are very much appreciated.

"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"

-Timon

Because I'm just in a Disney mood. Why am I in a disney mood when I'm writing about Naruto/HP?