Twistier Than Ever-Donald Trump

"Is Melania's Clothing Line In The Atlantic? And The Firing Of James Comey"

Previously Last Season on Twisted Washington: The Trump Era

Putin: You're not a dumb Ass Bitch anymore, Trump!

Trump: Get me to your yacht so I can see Melania!!!

Putin: First, Enjoy the view over the Pacific Ocean!

Trump: Are you playing around?

Putin: Looks into the distance I can see Russia from Here!!!

Trump: Stop Stalling!!!

They get to the Yacht

The Yacht has things all strewn around

There is a piece of paper fluttering under a rock with little marks of red next to it

Trump: It's her Fabric of her clothing line!

The Note Reads

Dear Donald Trump, The most Racist, Homophobic, Xenophobic, and Nazist person in America

We have taken her and her clothing line. You have 48 hours, Make Hillary The President Or Melania's Clothing will all be drenched in the Atlantic Ocean. Don't worry Melania won't die, she will just be in Mexico. How does it feel knowing she is so close, yet you can't touch her? That's how you feel about women's pu**ies! Make Hillary The President. And Lock Yourself Up!

Love,

Maria and Her Mexican Family (Do you remember me from Episode 6?)

NOW ON TWISTED WASHINGTON'S SECOND SEASON PREMIERE!!!

48 hours have passed...

Trump: Texts to Maria (they have each other's numbers because Trump used to have some fun with Maria when she was 16 years old. She is now 23).

Maria, I will find you! I am going to kill you, you stupid piece of shit! Give me Melania and I will not kill you yet. I'll just lock you up in the torture chamber of the Trump Tower!

Maria texts back

Maria: Hey this is Melania, UR FUCKING EX-WIFE, 

U R THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER. I KNOW U R FUCKIN MIKE PENCE. I AM NEVER EVER 4 EVER COMIN BAC TO U. U NEED TO MAKE HILLARY THE PREZ OR PAY THE PRICE. MY CLOTHING LINE IS IN THE ATLANTIC BITCH! HAHA! GO HAVE SOME FUN WITH THAT FUCKER MIKE PENCE!

Trump: (shouts to James Comey): FIND THIS BITCH! SHE WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME. CALL MY SECRET POLICE IF YOU NEED TO!

Comey: Sir, I don't think she wants to be found. 

Trump: YOU'RE FIRED, YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU HEAR ME? NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE!

Comey: I'm going to testify against you in the Russia probe. You won't get away with this. You will be caught and put in jail.

Elsewhere. Over the rainbow :)

Melania: I can't wait to burn it all down! No one will see it coming, and then Hillary will become president. 

Maria: I can't wait!

Hillary: We are BAD BITCHES!

What happens Next?

All New Twisted coming next week...

- What is Melania's plan?

-Will Trump find Melania?

-Will the Russia probe be unleashed?

-Will Trump be impeached?

-Will Mike and Donald come out to the public?

-Will HILLARY BECOME THE PRESIDENT YET? PLEASE...