Twistier Than Ever-Donald Trump

Episode 2 "Headhunter"

Now on the Episode That will break barriers. Secrets will be revealed. 

Previously...

Putin: You're not a dumb Ass Bitch anymore, Trump!

Trump: Get me to your yacht so I can see Melania!!!

Putin: First, Enjoy the view over the Pacific Ocean!

Trump: Are you playing around?

Putin: Looks into the distance I can see Russia from Here!!!

Trump: Stop Stalling!!!

They get to the Yacht

The Yacht has things all strewn around

There is a piece of paper fluttering under a rock with little marks of red next to it

Trump: It's her Fabric of her clothing line!

The Note Reads

Dear Donald Trump, The most Racist, Homophobic, Xenophobic, and Nazist person in America

We have taken her and her clothing line. You have 48 hours, Make Hillary The President Or Melania's Clothing will all be drenched in the Atlantic Ocean. Don't worry Melania won't die, she will just be in Mexico. How does it feel knowing she is so close, yet you can't touch her? That's how you feel about women's pu**ies! Make Hillary The President. And Lock Yourself Up!

Love,

Maria and Her Mexican Family 

48 hours have passed...

Trump: Texts to Maria (they have each other's numbers because Trump used to have some fun with Maria when she was 16 years old. She is now 23).

Maria, I will find you! I am going to kill you, you stupid piece of shit! Give me Melania and I will not kill you yet. I'll just lock you up in the torture chamber of the Trump Tower!

Maria texts back

Maria: Hey this is Melania, UR FUCKING EX-WIFE,

U R THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER. I KNOW U R FUCKIN MIKE PENCE. I AM NEVER EVER 4 EVER COMIN BAC TO U. U NEED TO MAKE HILLARY THE PREZ OR PAY THE PRICE. MY CLOTHING LINE IS IN THE ATLANTIC BITCH! HAHA! GO HAVE SOME FUN WITH THAT FUCKER MIKE PENCE!

Trump: (shouts to James Comey): FIND THIS BITCH! SHE WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME. CALL MY SECRET POLICE IF YOU NEED TO!

Comey: Sir, I don't think she wants to be found.

Trump: YOU'RE FIRED, YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU HEAR ME? NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE!

Comey: I'm going to testify against you in the Russia probe. You won't get away with this. You will be caught and put in jail.

Elsewhere. Over the rainbow :)

Melania: I can't wait to burn it all down! No one will see it coming, and then Hillary will become president.

Maria: I can't wait!

Hillary: We are BAD BITCHES!

Trump: I will NOT ALLOW People to use the bathroom!

Laverne Cox: YOU ARE RACIST, XENOPHOBIC, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, AND A PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH!

Hillary Clinton: I WILL NOT LET THIS MAN RUIN 100 YEARS OF PROGRESS

Trump: Did You Know That I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I'M A PIECE OF TRASH AND DESERVES TO BE TAKEN OUT WITH THE GARBAGE!

Laverne Cox: But I Was Born This Way!!! I'M NOT SICK!

Mike Pence Walks In...

Pence: singing to himself, I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON AND THE BADDEST BITCH AROUND!

Lady Gaga: Come watch my music (watch video above)

Pence: I'M A HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, RACIST, AND A NAZI!

Lady Gaga: What the Hell?

Laverne: I'm beautiful just the way I am

Gaga: Because You Were BORN THIS WAY

Gaga and Laverne both exit... with Hillary

Trump to Pence...

Trump: Do we have to keep up this charade any longer? I want to come out! I love you Mike!

Mike Pence: I love you too! Donald!

Now AFTER THAT LONG PREVIOUSLY! SO MUCH SHIT HAS HAPPENED IN 2 DAYS! YES, YOU HEARD ME 2 DAYS! HOW CAN THIS BITCH NOT KEEP HIS OFFICE OUT OF TROUBLE FOR A WEEK? BEATS ME! BUT HERE IS A NEW EPISODE :)

Somewhere over the rainbow... AGAIN

Melania: Maria! I have the perfect way how to get back to the place!

Maria: SCREAMS  WHAT THE FUCK! I WANTED TO SLEEP!

Melania: I know what I'm going to do. 

Maria: Good. Now how are we going to get there?

Back In The White House 

Trump: Bring Me Kathy Griffin!!!

Kathy is brought in

Kathy: Lord Sidious, star wars reference to a tryannical leader :) I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so NOT SORRY!!! 

LAUGHS

KATHY: LORD SIDIOUS, YOU MUST STEP DOWN AND HILLARY MUST BECOME PRESIDENT OR YOU WILL HAVE MELANIA'S WRATH! 

Trump: Kathy! You helped me so much by posting that video of my head. You had no clue how hard it was without a head. I was wondering where my head went

(Aren't we all wondering that)

Kathy: You are so welcome. Can I make a brief public announcement at a press conference?

Trump: SURE! THAT FUCKER SEAN SPICER WAS JUST FIRED FOR NOT FINDING MY HEAD FAST ENOUGH!

At The Press Conference...

Trump: Here is Kathy Griffin!

Kathy: Hey World! Mike Pence and Donald Trump are Fucking! 

Mike and Donald are looking at each other nervously

They begin to passionately kiss, while the press is standing there with rage in their eyes!

New York Times Reporter: So You guys are fucking and part of the LGBTQ community, but you condemn LGBTQ people? You guys are STUPID DUMB ASS REPUBLICANS! 

Mutters to Himself

New York Times Reporter: This is why I hate Republicans. 

- What is Melania's plan?

-Will Trump find Melania?

-Will the Russia probe be unleashed?

-Will Trump be impeached?

-Will HILLARY BECOME THE PRESIDENT YET? PLEASE...

-HOW WILL THE CROWD REACT TRUMP AND PENCE'S RELATIONSHIP?

ALL NEW TWISTED COMING SOON TO WATTPAD!