Middle Earth's dirty little sercrets (smut) (lotr - hobbit - tolkien)

hot as steam (Thorin x Thranduil )

Everything written like this is in elvish language

"I don't get it Thranduil" Thorin said after he entered the elf's bathing halls and started undressing

"suddenly Kili won't stop talking about your boy. He's always been fond of elves, but this new found love for your son! No offends of course, but it's a bit too much" 

"well, what should I say. He has my charms" Thranduil laughed knowing that he knows more than the dwarf king who was about to enter the same bath as him. He promised his son not to tell anyone but what was it hard.

Thranduil's bathing halls were enormous and way too big for just him and his son. There were two baths with steaming hot water, one with icy cold water, a sauna and two showers.

"Charms!? Have you forgotten that he said it would be his pleasure to kill me and my company" Thorin said tempered. How could Thranduil find that funny.

"oh please. Like you have always been nice to everyone. He is just a young man trying to prove himself worthy of his tittle" Thranduil said before he threw his head back to make sure his hair was completely wet. When his ears were underwater and he had his eyes closed enjoying the heat of the water he heard Thorin say something but could not hear what it was that he said. So as soon as he came back up he asked 

"excuse me, what were you saying again?" 

"I was telling you about how Fili told me that his brother liked your captain of the Mirkwood Elven Guard but I can't notice any of that, all he does is talk about your son. Have you noticed what a good archer Legolas is? And his skills with those knifes. Amazing! Or have you noticed he smells like roses? That's how it goes all day" Thorin complained while he brought some water to his face.

Suddenly someone moved in one of the other baths and both kings shocked.

A soaking Legolas came out and wrapped a towel around his waist.

"how long have you been there?" Thranduil asked stern while he watched his son come closer.

"about 40 minutes" Legolas laughed while he looked at his father and the dwarf who looked back at him in shock and were totally frozen.

"so you've heard everything?" Thorin asked irritated and amazed about how much the prince looked like his father.

"yes, I have and let me tell you, I feel quit flattered" the elf prince answered with a mischievous smirk.

"Tell me, why is he suddenly so blown away by you?" The dwarf king asked suspiciously

"like my father mention earlier, I happen to have his charms" the prince laughed and gave his father a wink

"Now, if you will excuse me. I would like to shower before I get dressed"

"No, you are not going to shower! Just get dressed!" Thranduil demanded angry now knowing exactly what his son was up to. Thorin would have perfect sight of him in the showers and Legolas wanted to make sure that the dwarf would never doubt the reasons why his cousin likes him again.