Me, me, me

Here's another one shot inspired by the fan art above. Some of the characters may be a bit OOC in this and Harry is definitely a drama queen, Ron is pretty much the same, Hermione might be a tad bit girly and Draco is very light and sarcastic, hopefully.

Draco looked around the courtyard he had to admit he was bored he was redoing his 7th year and all his friends had decided not to. He'd also had to be on his best behaviour since, well you know the whole Death-Eater incident that he preferred not to think about.

He leaned against one of the pillars in the courtyard and sighed he was ashamed of himself and regretted everything he'd ever done, so now he had a new leaf and all those muggle references.

That's when he heard a familiar voice drifting over to him. Although all he really heard was "Me,me,me" he smirked and looked over he could see scarhead going on and on about himself. Next to him was Granger who looked as bored as hell, if hell was Draco's nickname these days and beside her was the Weasel looking aimlessly off into the sky looking as loony as lovegood.

Time to have some fun

He crept foreword a bit to hear a bit better "everything bad happens to me, it's awful you guys. Ugh I hate life and life hates me" scarhead whined his arms crossed looking very down, maybe he was PMSing, he'd have to ask him later.

Draco lept forward and in one smooth movement pushed scarheads face away and wrapped his arm around Granger he noticed the scowl the Weasel was giving him and it felt amazing to know that he had that power over him.

Draco looked into Granger's eyes and felt speechless for a moment they weren't mud brown like he thought they were they were so many layers of brown moulded together to create true beauty, wait what.

Draco mentally shook himself "Oh the world is out to get me. I have more problems than the Weasely family members" he exclaimed he couldn't help noticing that Granger was smiling and it lit up her face and a sparkle entered her eye. He felt something odd in his stomach, warm and vaguely familiar.

He couldn't believe that she was enjoying this at the expense of the Weasel.

Draco decided to continue on he removed his hand from Grangers shoulder worried he might spontaneously combust if it was there any longer and made dramatic hand gestures as he  complained "And if you can believe it I heard someone talking about somebody other than me! How could they."

Draco saw the Weasels scowl deepen and his eyebrows knit in confusion as if wondering why Draco was telling them this, dimwit.

"Poor me its so hard being me" Draco finished "guess who that was an impression of" he asked proudly.

Granger was grinning even wider now her hands even clapping a bit and the Weasel, well the Weasel was still trying to figure out who Draco was talking about.

A few moments passed before "Me" scarhead growled glaring daggers at Draco.

"Why no Potter why would you assume it was you?" Draco asked incredulously . He turned to Granger "Boys-Who-Lived these days so arrogant" he sighed dramatically and was rewarded with a little giggle from Hermione.

"Oh you were talking about Harry" the Weasel exclaimed. Draco annoyed by his unwanted outburst decided to take the teasing up a notch still igonoring the others and focusing on Granger he mock whispered "Weasley seems to be pretty obsessed with Potter bloody hell you'd expect it after a dating for a decade or so, not, blimey what is it 7 years now?" He asked innocently.

"Draco, no of course not" Granger scolded. Scarhead sighed in relief behind him. "It's 8" she continued all too happy to comply with the teasing of her so called best friends.

"Hermione we don't want you here anymore, leave" Scarhead ordered pointing in the direction opposite them.

Grangers eyes turned from a teasing glint to hard glare. Draco felt something bubble up inside him. He offered his arm out to her "Shall we m'lady" he said haughtily.

Granger hesitated for a moment looking in his eyes before finally deciding to go along "We shall" she replied properly before taking his arm and strolling away.

"We hate Hermione now?" Weasel asked as confused as ever "Yes Ron she insulted me can you imagine it" Scarhead  squealed indignantly "no" Weasel replied quite honestly as he had no imagination whatsoever.

Draco looked at Granger and smirked his favoured smirk and Granger smiled right back at him causing the strange feeling to appear in his stomach.

His smirk faded into a grin and he thought that maybe he wouldn't mind becoming closer to Granger.