The next day as I was seeking for food that was not sheep (seriously theses people have too many sheep) to find posters saying:
BY ORDER OF THE KING OF
POLAND WHOEVER KILLS
THE SMOK WAWELSKI GETS
THE HAND OF PRINCESS WANDA
I'm starting to dislike those humans: I only ate half of their livestock and I'm already wanted! that has to be a record.
Right when I was in the middle of thought I heard a yell behind me. As I twirled around to see a ridiculously dressed human with clothes made out of rocks and a pointy stick. Those pea brains wanted to kill me something has to be done! And with that thought, I pushed the odd human out of my way and started to cook up a plan...
