Chapter 3:What's 'Wattpad'?Why not 'Writepad?'(Niall)

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Chapter 3:What's 'Wattpad'?Why not 'Writepad?'

Stupid,Stupid cunts.

Wow I'm talking to myself now.

How amusing.

Hello myself.I am Niall Horan and I am currently glaring at the fucking screen reading fucking shit about me being said on twitter as usual.

"What are you doing eh?"I heard Zayn's voice rings from behind me,coming into my room.

Haha ring.Makes him sound like a telephone,or mobile phone,or a doorbell,or the sound of a microwave going off.Mmm speaking of microwaves,wasn't there some leftover pizza in the fridge from last night's dinner?I could use som-

"EARTH TO NIALL HORAN!"

"What?!?!"

"I've been trying to get your attention but you dazed off to wonderland,bro."Zayn said as he rolled my eyes.Oh he thinks he's the only one who could do that?I rolled mine back at him as he gasped."How dare you."

"I dare to."

"Gosh you're not gonna make this easy aren't you?"

"Nope."

"Grrrr,anyways before you decided to activate bitch mood on me,what are you doing?"He repeated himself as I felt my mood drop and my throat turn a little dry.

"Oh eh nothing much.Just reading through some-"

"Oh my tweets!"Zayn exclaimed finally noticing the computer screen as I rolled my eyes even more.He acts as if this is his first time seeing twitter...

"And that's the keyboard,and this is a mouse,and that's called a screen."I said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes at me.Seems like we've got something rolling between us.Nice pun eh?

"I know what they are Niall.I'm not dumb."

"Never said you were."

"Oh you bitch-"

"It should be bastard because I'm a boy."

"NIALL!"

"Alright alright I'll drop bitch mood,I'll drop bitch mood."I muttered,chuckling a little,ignoring his glares at me as he looked back at the screen for a few moments before speaking in a much calmer tone,a more concerned one.

"Niall....why on earth are you reading hate about yourself?"

"Because...they're funny?"I lied as he rolled his eyes YET again.What I tried alright?

"Don't lie,Niall.Lying isn't good for kids."

"I'm not a kid! I'm fucking 20!"

"And I'm fucking 21 so there.Now why are you reading the tweets?"

"Does it matter?"I muttered as he nod.I sighed again as he waited.

"Come on,I'm waiting."He said as I just sighed."Niall."Sigh.

"Nial-"Sigh.

"Nia-"Sigh.

"Ni-"Sigh.

"N-" Sigh.

"Seriously Niall stop playing!"He barked at me like a dog,I make good jokes like that by the way,he barked at me like a dog as I sighed again and meowed at him like a cat.

Kidding.

"I wanna see what people have to say about me now alright? I mean look we can't avoid hate,so why can't we embrace it?"I tried as Zayn just shook his head at me and turned back to the screen.

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