As I reached the outside of the house, a pleasant wind blew towards me. The taste of chocolate still stayed in my mouth; usually it would've gone away by now. I take one single step, feeling the clean clothes rub against my smooth and soft skin of a MAN. I felt like a new person. Someone who all the ladies would fall for. But I was truly just a 5'2" murderous fire god in disguise, who had to do some serious seduction to get laid by one woman. ONE AFTER SO MUCH WORK. Chara, calm down. I'm calm. Anywho, I kept walking like a cautious baby deer on ice, eventually walking smoothly when seeing Sans give me the eye, a wide grin on my face.
"What a weirdo, Pap."
"I...Agree."
I keep stepping and walking to a rhythm, passing various people. Finally, I reach where I want to go: The mirroring Lake. The clear waters invite my eyes for a gaze. I get down on my knees, sitting on my feet. I lean forward very carefully, looking into the lake's near perfect reflection. I notice some chocolate on the side of my mouth, dipping my thumb into the water before wiping it away. Today, the lake just seemed more clear and amazing. Maybe this was the happiness I talked about. For the first time in 88 years, I feel great again. I dip my face into the water very carefully, the pure water immediately soaking into my skin and... cleansing it. "This feels so nice," I sigh under my breath. I get onto one knee and hoist myself up, putting my hand on my forehead, pushing my hair back. "Gosh, I feel so alive."
I open my eyes again, somewhat wobbly. It didn't matter. My two feet slowy make way across the edge of the lake, seeing two figures across the lake. They both appeared feminine, one with long hair and some black pants, the other with short hair and a knee length skirt. They appeared to be my height, which I enjoyed. I just act like they weren't there, still strutting across the lake's perimeter. As I approach their area, I shove my hands into my pockets, as if I were stalling myself. The shorter one with long hair points me out, a small exclamation coming from her before she keeps talking. Then, she approaches me with a knife hidden behind her back.
"Ex-cuse me, sir...er, mam," She says in a clear yet not-so confident voice, "I don't think I've seen you before..." Her red/brown heterochromia stares me up and down, humming in a monotone sound. She notices the chocolate around the corner of my mouth, a small smirk growing.
"Stop looking at me like that, it's creepy," I groan At her. She stops and takes a small breath. "Fine," She says in a cute voice, "I just wanted to see what you were wearing..!"
"You don't need to."
"But I want to.""What are you, anyways..? Another one of those creatures that disguise as humans..?" My hands push gently into my pockets while I develop a confused look, seeing that she had the knife. Swiftly, I steal it out of her hands. "That's disobedient, girl," I tease. She frowns, a whine coming from her.
"I don't trust you... and I am not."
"You are. Any girl with a knife is disobedient~" She takes a step back, adding to my comment, "But Siiiirrrrrrrrr... What if that girl is cooking food?" With another groan, I reply.
"She's not disobedient, then. Anyways, what's your name?" My bright red eyes inspect her, noticing the confused look on her face. I don't know what is wrong, but something is wrong. She tilts her head, before muttering in a soft voice,
"I don't know my name." I hold in my chuckles, realizing this GROWN WOMAN didn't know her own name. The girl a few feet away walks over, sighing while pushing up her glasses. She glares at me, then telling me, "She's Kat, I'm Hanoko. Who are you?" Before my cocky side takes over, I say slowly, "I'm Chara... I don't know why the fuck I'm here." They both look at eachother, then nod slowly, a look of disbelief on Kat's face.
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am.." Before she takes out another knife, she whispers, "Where are your pants at, though?" I dismiss this as a stupid comment, like any other person would say to someone like me; after 100+ years, anyways, it was common for someone to say something stupid..like that.
Hanoko grabs her friend by the collar. "I apologize for her behavior... I shall just take this genocidal bastard home...again..."
"Again," I ask, "What did she do to go home once?" The girl tugs on her blue sweater, looking side to side. "Uhm, I don't know if I will land her in jail for saying this, but..she..." Hanoko leans in, looking me in the eye with her large brown hues, "She kinda, uhh, tortured somebody, solely with a condom." My eyes widened, and she finishes with "Suffocated them until their eyes rolled back and they couldn't breathe anymore... Where she got it? Dunno--"
"I GOT IT FROM THE DRUGsTORE BECAUSE THEY WERE 30 CENTS A PIECE AND I WANTED TO KILL SOMEOnE FROM THE THING ThAT PREVENTS LIFE FROM OCCURRING!" Kat sighs, nearly fainting. Weirded out, I just bow to them and go off on my merry way. Whoo, how was I going to explain what went on after I'm kidnapped from the house and raped until I'm dry of cum... What, that said nothing about rape. That girl looked like she had someone on her eyes, anyways. Maybe in another universe, she has someone to keep her under control, and her womancave stuffed...with dick. (canon universe ref ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
I go home, a headache filling my body up with pain. When I open the old, creaky door, Frisk is out. ON. THE. FLOOR. I walk past him, resisting the urge to pull his pants down to look for any reproductive organs, so I know WHICH PRONOUNS TO USE. I go into my bedroom, flopping onto the bed, then just passing out.
Goodnight, Chara.
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My Equivalent, but different - A DoSSTale fanfic
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