Eloping with the devil [JuminZen]

It's not a date, it's just bros hanging out

"I'd like two of your finest slices of beef please." (I have no idea how fancy restaurant work, I'm 2 broke for that (and also too young))

The waitress nodded and silently walked away.

Jumin and Zen sat on comfortable red velvet chairs. Everything was luxurious, from the crystal chandeliers to the carved silverware. The immense windows gave view to the starry night sky and of the city below. Crimson red curtains were held in place by golden threads, and a flower-patterned carpet covered the marble floor. Arms rested on the glistening, clothed wooden table, Zen looked a bit everywhere, fascinated by the amount of unnecessary details. Jumin, on the other side, stared at him. The actor looked like a puppy surrounded by unfamiliar environment. It was endearing, he enjoyed it. He wished he could see it more often, maybe by impressing Zen with everything a commoner couldn't get? Maybe a trip to foreign countries to amaze him? Everything seemed good as long as Zen was there.

Wait what.

"Hey jerk, this is awkward." The albino said while staring back at Jumin. "...How was your day?"

"It was fine, although a bit stressful." The corporate heir replied.

"..."

"..."

"That was lame, try to communicate more!" Zen scolded.

"Uh...the cat food commercial..." Jumin tried coming up with something, but failed lamentably.

"What about it?" The actor raised an eyebrow, curious.

"Are you ready for it?" Jumin ended up asking.

"Well, duh, I'm the best." Zen said.

Awkward silence.

"Here are the beefs you've ordered, sirs." A waiter placed the two plates in front of the two tsunderes.

The whole dinner was uncomfortably silent, much to Jumin's disappointment. He wished he could've talked with Zen and solve the problems in whatever their relationship was, looks like it wouldn't be possible with just a simple dinner.

When they left the restaurant in silence and sat in the car in silence, Jumin decided to go into the chatroom, while Zen was looking out the car window.

[Jumin Han entered the chatroom]

Jumin Han: I took Zen out for dinner.

Jumin Han: I expected we could fix our relationship, but it looks like I had too high hopes.

Jaehee Kang: That is... unfortunate?

707: OMG IT'S A DATE??

707: JUMIN AND ZEN WENT ON A DATE!!

Jumin Han: It was not a date, I was repaying him for something.

Jaehee Kang: Alright;;

Jumin Han: Anyways, I was wondering what else I could do for him to talk to me.

707: Take him to watch a movie!!

707: Then you'll have a topic to discuss!

Jaehee Kang: Why do I feel like you have deeper intentions;;

Jumin Han: That sounds like a great idea.

Jaehee Kang: Mr.Han, you can't be serious.

Jumin Han: Is there a recent movie in which he starred in?

Jaehee Kang: In that case, there's "Jalapenos Topping"

Jaehee Kang: Zen's the lead role and even though the script was horrible, he was able to make it better.