All I wanted was a cracker. Did I get one? No! Well I actually I did, but it wasn't your ordinary cracker. No not at all, not one bit! So my story starts here, it was a Saturday morning and I felt a little peckish. So I went into the kitchen and looked in the cupboards. I found a box of wheat crackers and got them down. As soon as I opened the box a cracked jumped out and landed on its feet! It had feet yes! And not only did it have feet, but it had arms, a nose, a mouth and eyes! It was so bizarre! The cracker looked up at me laughing! Laughing! The cracker eventually stopped laughing and said this to me, "I'd close your mouth before your soul flies out!" he cracked up laughing again! It was so bizarre! I didn't say anything, but instead got a hammer and while he was flat on the counter laughing I smashed him to bits. "That's the last I ever eat crackers!" I said to myself as I disposed of the whole box. After that I never ate crackers again! And don't even get me started on the talking corn!
