CAILEExCLOROXBLEACH

A story of true love

In a land far, far away in magical Mississippi there is a town called Yune. There were many people who were love deprived and one of them was named cailee. She never had love or knew of it. All she knew was memes. She lived like this for 13 years then one fateful encounter with a cleaning poisonous substance called bleach changed her life. For you see she was walking in Wal-Mart when she heard a sound coming from the aisle of Bleach. Previously she only used bleach as a method of killing herself, and she had belief about bleach suicide. She had so always thought that if she was going to drink bleach it would be the brand name , not no off brand shit. The thought of going out by crap quality bleach was terrifying. After about two minutes of looking she, fount a jug of Clorox that grew a face arms and legs. At that moment Destiny had made true love