Sorry 'bout your parents, they sound like bad people

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I grabbed the cold glass of tea, slick with perspiration. A sigh washes through me as I take a seat, my back door steps barely supporting my weight. I reach for my
phone once I heard the Doooom Doom Doooooom Doom Doom Doooom Doom Dooom of the Doomship. I grabbed my phone, glancing for the caller I.D, when my phone slipped out of my hand. That theme wasn't coming from my phone.

My head snaps up towards the Doomship theme, gasping my eyes lock with the front of the Doomship, right before it crashes down into my lawn. I quickly shield my eyes and body the best I could by turning, the sound of dirt and grass being ripped up filled my ears. Once the whole lawn was silent I turned back, ending up face to face with King Koopa.

I gulped in fear, he could crush me if he wanted, but my fear quickly diminished as I realized I was only a little shorter than the rest of the koopa family. "Hello human, I wish you no harm. I am King Bowser Koopa, please call me King Koopa. Me and my family will be out of your hair as soon as my son, and prodigy, Kooky Von Koopa, fixes the ship."

The mentioned koopa snaps his head in the direction of his father, "Actually dad, it will take at the least 4 to 5 months to get this ship back in order." "You can stay here if you'd like.", I said, my semi-blank look giving them chills. "Alright, it is settled. We will be staying with the human girl, now make yourselves at home." King Koopa yells to his children, causing them to dash to me, asking for permission to enter my home.

I sighed as I walked in, my arms opening and with all of the koopa's attention on me, I stated loudly,"Welcome to Hell."

Their eyes widened at the use of my language, King Koopa was about to say something, but Kootie Pie beat him to it. "Didn't your parents teach you to not use that type of language?!" She yells. "No, for as long as I can remember I have no family." I said with a blank look. "What do" Hip says, "You mean?" Hop finishes the question. I sigh, no family, no love life, no friends, no interest in social activity, no interest in anything, I could start anywhere. "My parents abandoned me at three in front of this house. I get a monthly fee to pay for the things I need." I said, a big smile crossing my face.

All of the koopa's gasp. "We can be your new family then." Big Mouth starts, "Then you won't hafta be i-s-solated for so long. I mean, we can be friends, girly. I will gladly be friends with you. I didn't have many friends at one point." He rambles on, only to be stopped by Cheatsy. I gave a smile, "That would be nice." I said, giving them a smile.

"My name is Ozzy, pleasure to meet ya'll." I said, giving them a light-hearted smirk.

"I'm King Koopa, this is Kooky Von Koopa, that is Cheatsy, that is Kootie Pie, those two are Hip and Hop, and these two are BigMouth and Bully."

I gave them all a smile, a welcoming smile. I was already warming up to them.

"I'm going to go on a walk, if you need me I will be outside. Do NOT destroy my house." I stated, starting friendly, then ending firmly. They all nodded their heads, and then I was off.

Once I got outside, I started to walk, my leather jacket and dyed hair giving me a badass glow as I did so. "Hey bitch, you need to stay away from my man!" Some girl yelled at me once I opened the front door. This attracted mine, and all of the koopalings attention.

"He asked me a question." I said shrugging, by now me and the koopalings were all outside," However, if I did want your man, I wouldn't have to try, do you see how hot I am? I mean, he would be upgrading quite a lot." I stated with a laugh at the end, Kootie Pie had to laugh, she did think I was rather pretty, but this was even better.

The girl ran for me, throwing a fist, only to hit nothing. I duck, swung behind her and slammed my foot into her back, leaving a foot print. She quickly got up with a groan, darting towards me, only to get a faceful of foot. Slinging her body to the ground her two friends ran over, glared daggers at me, and pulled her away.

Before they dragged her away the brunette had something to say. "You are a horrible person. You will never be a good person!" She screams at me, anger flashing trough her eyes.

"Well sweetheart, I never said I was a good guy; Bad guy at heart over here. You insulted what I enjoy, and although I enjoy being passive, i'm not afraid to be a bully." I spat out, a dastardly smirk gracing my features.

"I couldn't have said it better myself, toots!" Bully shouted out, and I quickly realized that I was on his good side, though I was still cautious. Hip and Hop dashed to me, tears swelling in their eyes, "She was yelling" Hop started, "Bad names at you!" Hip finished, the both of them breaking into sobs. I picked them up and into my arms, carrying them to the door. It was dark out now.

"I'm going to take the twins to bed, do whatever you want." I said with a smile. I carried the twins to my bed, tucking them in. "Sing to" Ho starts, " Us please." Hip finished.

I smiled at them, nodding my head.

"This is just the chorus though" I said, unaware of the rest of the koopas standing in my door way.

"I'm pressured from day one

To find what's wrong and what's right

To be forced into positions my parents forgot

To try and climb the ladders

Of a bullshit social class

And try and push all the false accusations back

And if you heard this, you wouldn't understand

But I can't speak if you slit my throat and knock me dead

And although we see doors and windows the same

My mind has problems, while yours has disdain." I finished, my eyes holding welled tears. I forced them back, but still wiped my eyes.

Looking to the twins, they were peaceful, but luckily I hadn't heard the sniffles of the rest of the koopa's in the doorway.

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