Hey you fellow wattpadders!! Sarah here(: I'm not the host but I am the editor so I'm stuck with the job of writing down what the girls wrote which is a lot. Keep in mind, I could be doing something way more useful. Yeah just keep that in mind. I don't know whether or not we all have different personalities, we somewhat do but id like to say most girls think alike. So after I do everything, the girls revise it and what not, edit it a bit more and what not. Sooooo, basically this is the girl version of HowBoysThink's, How Boys Think. All credit for this genius idea belongs to them and we in no means mean to be offensive. This WILL BE MATURE CONTENT so if you're not comfortable reading this sort of stuff, I suggest you stop now. It gets crazy as soon as it starts. Trust me. Anyways without further or due, this is How Girls Think!(;
Hannah: If you were to have a threesome who would it be with?
Sarena: Books, wifi and sleep. Duh
Mikela: Haha omg
Hannah: answer the question omg
Jenny: ...
Sarah: Sarena, damn you're a weird chick
Hannah: LETS MOVE ON.. Which celebrity do you have sex dreams about?
Mikela: Hmmm Ian Somerhalder, Channing Tatum and Logan Lerman
Sarena: Um, Alex Pettyfer? And Logan lerman!
Jenny: Jenny: Definitely Sean O'Donnell and Colton Haynes
Sarah: Am I the only one who doesn't have sex dreams? YOU GIRLS are full of filth. But I mean, psht if I had to choose, Taylor Lautner and Evan Peters;) but waitttt, Mikela said 3 guys now it's a foursome so not fair
Sarena(again): ^OMG Taylor's abs though uagahhahsn
(Sarah's note) And this is when the girls just started talking about foursomes and the guys they'd choose. I swear I didn't say anything. I'm the only normal one
Hannah: What's your preferred penis length?
Sarena: Sarah, how about you do that? You're good with that ish;) but j mean I go for dem long ones xD
Mikela: not answering
Jenny:....
Sarah: Jenny isn't answering. Buut I mean as for the question, flips my hair, Idk short ones are just like woah wtf I just laugh and then big ones are just like woah shit damn yeah that shit scares me.
Hannah: okaaaaay thanks Sarah for that brief description. Moving on, Favorite part on a guys body?
Sarena: Hell, the guys I like are too attractive to be liked. Flabby is still meh. Abs, like totes xD
Mikela: V lines top abs though
Jenny: V- line and abs.
Sarah: Abs, V, and back. Just not too much like . So damn attractive;) like Jeff Seid is so fine, bigger than that hell no. Just some advice to dem guys out there;)
Hannah: Ohhh Sarah and your long ass comments. Anyways, Worst way to break up with someone?
Jenny; over text
Sarena: making sure they never have kids again :D
Mikela: Via txt
Sarah: ew Sarena, I swear you're like the most religious one yet you go all out with them comments. Who the hell would bite a dudes...uh nevermind. On with the question, for guys, kneeing their balls omg and for girls, punching them boobs, that shit hurts.
Hannah: oh how I love you Sarah. okay last one. Worst place to lose your viriginity?
Sarena: Um back seat of a car xD
Mikela: Back of the car
Jenny: carrrrrr. Or in front of your parents
Sarah: oh my god, behind the softball courts I see condoms everywhere! SERIOUSLY DONT DO THAT SHIT. WE SOFTBALL PLAYERS DONT LIKE THAT it's so fucking gross. Either that or In front on your parents
(Sarah's note) we started talking about really weird stuff that is even weird for like 30 year olds so we don't wanna spoil your beautiful minds;) buuuut let's just say the conversation escalated quickly. Very quickly and this is how it ended..
Sarena: This world is disgusting
Mikela: Yes disgustly funny
Jenny: YOU GUYS ARE JUST NO
Sarah: BUT THE DOG WOULD I'm not kidding
Hannah: okay one more. YOUR THOUGHTS ON ABORTION?
Sarena: NO DONT DO IT
Mikela: .....
Jenny: ITS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TAKE SOMEONE ELSES LIFE. THE DESERVE TO LIVE.
Sarah: to the person who gets an abortion, niGGA YOU HAVE FUCKED UP AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE PRICE IDGAF
Sarena(again): damn Sarah
Sarah: (again)I'm violent i don't give a fuck thanks. Oh guess what, Sarena I started street fighting. So damn fun
Sarena: WHAT
Sarah: ;)
Hannah: Favorite car?
Sarena: UM, FIRADI I FIRGOT HOW TO SOELL IT XD
Mikela: ummm
Jenny:OMG the lambo is so hot
Sarah: IMFG IDK YOU JUST ASKED THE QUESTION THAT IM NEVER ABLE TO ANSWER THERES TOO MANY!! And then there's motorcycles oh my fuck don't get me started -drools- and Sarena I fucking hate you ITS FERRARI AND THERES SO MANY OF THEM WHICH ONE
Sarah:(again) ayyyee I did not drool okay pshht
AND THATS WHERE WE END. Well not really we started talking about my (Sarah's) hot fucking neighbor because she went to her backyard to play softball and heard him moaning in his room. Gross but he is a guy who has like black hair and he's white and has nice abs. So yeah, dreeaaaam boyysss.
Sarah: you forgot about his attractive friends!! So damn hot! Benefits of living in LA I swear, attractive boys, attractive boys everywhere!!
Annyyywaaayyyssss, I swear this is it and come back when we next update!! It's gonna be all abnormal but not like weeks, it's gonna be a few days because of editing and time differences. So hope you all enjoyed and thanks for reading!! We love each and every single one of you guys THANK YA
