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The plan #I

As I stood in the ginormous supermarket I realized I should have made a list for this snack robbery. All around me I could only see rows of groceries and the alarms blaring was slowly becoming annoyingly loud. I had already several bottles of different flavored soda and many kinds of chips. I was currently standing in front of the crackers and cocktail snacks there's too much choice. Next time I am robbing a gas-station. While I stand there making my snack contemplations I hear someone moving, so I turn to see who it is. Green Lightning. ''God damn it I was just going on a snack robbery. No hostages. No killing. No challenges. No violence. Just a snack robbery, can't you just let me go?'' ''I'm not turning you in I need your help.'' ''I'm sorry what did you say?'' I ask it only half out of disbelief and more 'cause I really want to hear it again. ''I need your help too take down the spectacular seven.'' It feels amazing to hear, wait the spectacular seven ''Aren't you one of them?'' ''Yes, are you gonna help me or not?'' Right now it feels like anything is better than this snack robbery. ''Yeah sounds like fun.'' I do have a image to uphold of course, so I can't admit my mistake. Besides I'm not lying which kind of is a miracle in and of itself. ''Do you have a plan?'' ''Yeah I have a plan.'' ''Is it a good one?'' ''I have a plan.'' ''Great.'' I can practically feel the eye roll.

''So, you get your part?'' ''What part I didn't get anything.'' ''I attack them like a normal attack and separate them you take them down.'' ''Okay, I get it.'' ''Attack!'' ''What, now?'' And with that I step out of that ridiculous supermarket assemble my cannon and shoot in the sky. Cackling my evil laugh and eating some chips. Green Lightning steps out after me screaming. ''You can't just attack like this it's insane.'' ''yes I'm insane isn't it fun.'' '''Great now we're surrounded.'' He's right the rest of the 'spectacular' seven are standing in a circle around us. ''Great, we can attack in every direction. Duck.'' He has barely time to react as I shoot of six bombs they land on the heroes chest's and go off. The heroes go down kind of anticlimactic if you ask me. ''Here you go the rest of the 'spectacular' seven taken down now if you don't mind I have a snack robbery to complete.'' I say using air quotes at the spectacular part. I assemble my yet-pack before he can say anything and fly away towards the nearest gas-station. 'Cause I need snacks for my star wars marathon.