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It started out as a simple prank war. Aleks initiating it. He thought it would be funny to give James a cup of coffee with a full cup of sugar with it. James didn't really like coffee in the first place, but having the sugar almost up to the top of the mug made him gag.
“What the fuck, dude!?” James yelled, his voice echoing through the halls of the office.
“You're a real asshole! You know that!” Aleks couldn't help but snicker behind his closed office door. The Russian had already started recording, so James' angry voice popping up in the video would be an added bonus.
“And the war has begun.” Aleks laughed, getting a chuckle from Kevin on the other line.
“What the hell did you do?” Kevin asked, James' angry voice getting a peak of interest from the Asian. Aleks just shook his head.
“You will probably be finding out everything within the next few days.”
“Oh god.” Kevin replied. He knew their games, and sometimes they didn't end too well.
The next few days were hell for the two men involved with the pranks. Aleks bathed in vinegar that morning before coming to the office. He stomped down the hall towards James' office, but the older man opened his door before the Russian even got there.
“Good morning Aleks.” James had a bright smile on his face. Aleks growled before lunging for James.
“Why!?” The Russian screamed, trying to wrestle James to the ground.
“You started this shit! Don't forget that!” James yelled, turning Aleks around and getting him to the ground. James pinned the smaller man, with his arms above his head.
“You smell like shit!” James yelled, his face squishing in disgust.
“I wonder why!” Aleks yelled back. Once the Russian calmed down, James released his hold on Aleks and got up from the floor.
“You're gonna get it.” Aleks grumbled, getting up from the ground as well. He turned towards James door and snickered before leaving the older man's office. James payed no attention to the Russian as he took his seat at his desk. Starting up his computer, James set his fingers on his key board as he readied to unlock it.
“What the fuck!?” James' voice was probably heard through the whole building. Aleks ran and headed for his office. All of the other Creatures poked their heads out of their office as they watched James emerge from his. His keyboard still at his finger tips.
“God dammit, Aleks!” Jordan couldn't help but laugh.
“What happened, James?” Jordan asked. He got an awful glare from James, causing him to sink back into his office.
“Oh. It's on now.” James called down the hall. Aleks didn't dare stick his head out of his office for the rest of the day.
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James had a plan. An evil plan. Maybe too evil. But considering the circumstances, he was going to go through with it. They all decided they were going to eat in the office that night, which gave James the perfect opportunity to put his plan in action.
“Pizza good for everyone?” Jordan asked, looking around the kitchen. Everyone nodded.
“I don't want nods, guys. I need orders. What the heck do you want?” Jordan shook his head.
“Oh, oh! Sausage!” Eddie had his hand raised in the air as he jumped up and down.
“Okay, sausage. Anyone else?”
