20 (Pick-up quotes)

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If I
Said
You
Had a
Great body,
Would you
Hold
It
Against
Me?

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(Major stupidity ahead)

You remind
Me of my
Pinkie
Toe
...
Little,
Cute,
And
I'll
Probably
Bang {;)}
You on
The coffee
Table
Later
Tonight

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