THE GAME IS SIMPLE: I WRITE THE FIRST LINES FROM SHERLOCK EPISODES (1ST + 2ND SEASONS) AND YOU TRY TO GUESS THE EPISODE AND SEASON WITHOUT CHEATING! JUST HIGHLIGHT AND COMMENT :)
1.
PERSON A: Why today?
PERSON B: [long pause] Do you want to hear me say it?
PERSON A: Eighteen months since our last appointment.
PERSON B: Do you read the papers?
PERSON A: Sometimes.
PERSON B: Um, and you watch telly?
[pause]
PERSON B: You know why I'm here.
[pause]
PERSON B: I'm here because...
[pause]
PERSON A: What happened, *insert name*?
PERSON B: [long pause] *insert half a name*...
[pause]
PERSON A: You need to get it out.
PERSON B: My best friend... *insert name and surname*... is dead.
2.
PERSON A: How's your blog going?
PERSON B: Yeah, good. Very good.
PERSON A: You haven't written a word, have you?
PERSON B: You just wrote, "still has trust issues".
PERSON A: And you read my writing upside down. You see what I mean? *insert name*, you're a soldier, and it's going to take you a while to adjust to civilian life, and writing a blog about everything that happens to you will honestly help you.
PERSON B: Nothing happens to me.
3.
PERSON A: [embarrassed] Do you mind if I get that?
PERSON B: Oh, no, please. You've got the rest of your life.
PERSON A: [answers phone] Hello?
[pause]
PERSON A: Yes, of course it is. What do you want?
[PERSON A mouths, "sorry." to PERSON B, who mouths back, "Oh, it's fine."]
PERSON A: [listens, then shouts] Say that again!
[normal voice]
PERSON A: Say that again and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you and I will sssskin you.
4.
The great artisans say, the more the teapot is used, the more beautiful it becomes.
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