Today in theater a girl that has only been here a few days came up to me and this is how to conversion went:
Girl: Hey Alex?
Me: *struggling out of a tie* yeeees?
Girl: will you go out with me? I mean-- I know its not common for a girl to ask a guy out but..I really mean it.
Me: *lowkey only heard bits and parts of her talking* oh! Im sorry, but I have a boyfriend..
Girl: so...you're gay? I-
Friend Nanci: well I thought the correct term was-ahem- *cough cough* lesbian *cough*
Girl: guys Alex is gay?! *freaking out*
12th grader: *walks in and hears her* Yeah whats new?
Everyone: *bickering about my sexuality*
Me:.... uh
