[Discontinued] Do The Windy Thing | John x Reader

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Enter Name: Sarah Autumn
That's more like it.

Your name is Sarah Autumn. You have an interesting way of typing. It changes with the day. You have a schedule for all this nonsense.
When you're happy you type in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
When you're sad or lonely you tend to type every letter lower case.
But for the most part, you type normally.

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You get on your laptop and browse the internet. An icon pops up. Oh, it's Pesterchum! Someone's pestering you! You check your calender to see what today is. It's a Thursday! Yes! Thursdays were your favorites. You get on Pesterchum to see who is pestering you.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] has began trolling condemnedStory [CS] at 4:13 pm.

CG: HEY.

CG: I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU NOW, FUCKASS.

CS: OH HEY. ITS YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

CG: WAIT, FIRST.

CG: HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH THE JADE HUMAN RECENTLY?

CS: NO, WHY?

CG: OKAY. YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HER. ITS KIND OF FUCKING IMPORTANT.

CS: OKAY, OKAY. GEEZ...

condemnedStory [CS] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 4:15 pm.

Geez, that guy is such an asshole. You don't know why you bother answering him. You hear a slight "pinging" noise. You look at your laptop and see Jade is pestering you. Oh right, CG said it was important. You guess you should answer.

gardenGnostic [GG] has began pestering condemnedStory [CS] at 4:16 pm.

GG: hey, Sarah! :D

CS: HEY, JADE.

CS: CG TOLD ME YOU WOULD BE TELLING ME SOMETHING "IMPORTANT".

GG: oh! you must be in a good mood,  huh?

GG: wait! i do have something important to tell you!

CS: WELL TELL AWAY, THEN.

GG: right! well, John, Dave, Rose, and I ordered this game called Sburb. we were wondering if you'd want to play with us.

CS: SBURB? THAT'S A STRANGE NAME. WHAT'S THE GAME ABOUT?

GG: we're not sure actually... we plan on finding out as we go! so do you want to join us? :D

CS: SURE. SOUNDS FUN. I'LL FIND A WAY TO GET THE GAME.

GG: okay! sounds good!

GG: this will be so much more fun with you here too! :D

CS: YEAH, I GUESS-

CS: SERIOUSLY!! HANG ON, JADE. CG IS BOTHERING ME AGAIN.

GG: okay. don't let that grumpy guss get you too upset, okay?

CS: HEHE, OKAY.

condemnedStory [CS] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 4:29 pm.

Geez... Okay. It's time to see what that asshole wants this time.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling condemnedStory [CS] at 4:30 pm.

CG: ALRIGHT. AS I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU BEFORE, YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL.

CS: WHAT? CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT?

CG: JUST BE FUCKING CAREFUL, OKAY.

CG: MAN, YOU PINK MONKEYS REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR THINKPANS, DO YOU?

CG: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. IF YOUR GOING TO BE GETTING YOURSELF INTO SOMETHING, AT LEAST ASK MORE ABOUT IT!

CS: CG.

CG: YOU JUST MADE A HUGE DECISION WITHOUT EVEN THINKING TO USE YOUR THINKPAN FIRST!

CS: CG.

CG: CAN YOU NOOKWIFFERS EVER STOP AND ASK YOURSELF, "GEE, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THIS? CAN IT POSSIBLY KILL ME?" APPARENTLY NOT!

CS: CG! JEGUS FUCK! SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND!

CS: YOU JUST LOVE TO RAMBLE, DON'T YOU?

CS: LOOK, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING. BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING TO THE POINT!

CG: O:B

CG: WOW.

CG: RUDE. I /WAS/ GETTING TO THE POINT, ASSHOLE.

CS: SURE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE IT.

CS: OH, SHIT! I GOTTA GO, CG. I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DO!

condemnedStory [CS] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 4:45 pm.

Sarah, Go do that important thing. ==>