The Fabulous Life of Laneey

SCHOOL FUN TIME, YAY!!!! :/

So this is like just basically a thing that I'm doing to tell you about my every day, very "NORMAL" life. *note the sarcasm* It's pretty much just like a book of Author's Notes. Aaliyah told me to do this about the both of our lives (A Day in the Lives of Ashlynn and Aaliyah). But the fuck do I know what goes on in that bitch's life? So anyways, let's get started with today, shall we?

January 29th, 2014

I awoke feeling annoyed that school hadn't gotten cancelled. We only had a two hour delay. It's -1 degrees out, they can't make us go out in this! But, of course, with my luck, they did...

*skipping bus ride and such*

When I arrived at school, I went to the cafeteria to wait until the bell at 7:40, as we do every morning.

When I got there, I saw my friends and greeted them. We talked about odd things, as usual.

When the bell rung, I went to my first period class, which just so happens to be in the library. Ew.

First period was boring.

Second period was... Ehh... Okay... We got to learn a whole different side of our Art Teacher that we never knew before... She put on music and one of the songs had moaning, yes moaning, in it... I had one headphone in so I couldn't hear very well, but I asked other people in my class, including Aaliyah, and they confirmed what I had said... D: but still xD

After that, we had a weird schedule because of the two hour delay so we were going to period five next.

Fifth period was boring.

Lunch was boring because I had to catch up on Biology. I fucking hate Biology...

Ew. Then, I actually HAD Biology, which was God-Awful.

Spanish was boring. We had a test. It was pretty easy though.

Now here comes the fun part...

For fourth period, I had gym. Which I just so happened to have with Aaliyah and our friends Kayla, Kaitlin, and Anna.

We got into groups of six and me, Aaliyah, Kaitlin, Kayla, this kid Ethan, and some random dude got into a group.

We were supposed to stay on a mat and not touch the floor at all because we were surrounded by water or some shit. And we needed to make it across to this other tiny square mat using a tiny little scooter. It was quite fun.

But let me just tell you this: Aaliyah was a pink blindfolded little bunny rabbit (she couldn't see) and Kaitlin was a purple crippled little pony (she could only use one leg).

First off, we were very behind all the other groups. So behind, the teacher let us be Jesus (she let us walk on water xD).

Now I'm just gonna skip to the funny part because the rest is pretty much just utter nonsense.

Alright, so we had made it to the little square mat (right when I got there, Kayla put her ass in my face, may I add) and Kaitlin and I were the only ones left to travel back to the main mat.

I was going before Kaitlin because why not. So I got onto the scooter knees first and Kaitlin pushed me to try to make me go forward a little bit for me to catch the rope but she ended up pushing too hard and I fell and hurt my ankle. xD

Don't worry, I still love you, Kaitlin. :D

Then, off to seventh period, English, which is actually my favorite class of the day because our teacher is fucking awesome. Aww, but she's not here today... :'( Oh well.

During Seventh Period, my friend Kenzie and I were talking and I said her eraser looked like a Dick Buttkiss and then she STABBED ME ON MY FINGER WITH HER PENCIL. It still hurts...

Also during that class, Kaitlin's cousin Kyle gave me one of those rubber band bracelet things and told me to give it to Kaitlin.

I didn't... xD

Also ALSO, during that class, the substitute gave us a paper to do about our five heroes. I put that mine were Eminem, PewDiePie, Cryaotic, CinnamonToastKen, and Shane Dawson. 'Cuz I'm awesome like that.

Eighth period was Algebra, which I also enjoy. I don't know why, I just enjoy it... In that class we learned about... Mathy things...

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So, that was my day. Pretty interesting, huh? I don't even know anymore... Sorry if this seems rushed or anything. I'm ooVooing Aaliyah as I type this. Well, bye! Hope you enjoyed my wonderfully, fantabulistic day.

~Laneey~_~