I woke up in a dirty,dingy dark cellar. I just got back from a war and I'm guessing I passed out because the last thing I remember is a naked cyclops women with only one long braid flying in the air. That wasn't a pleasant sight. Anyways, I have no idea which side won. I looked up at the ceiling and a light was swinging back and forth looking like it was about to fall. I thought of how I would escape and it was kind Of easy. There was four sides of the room, like a square. The door of the cellar had a large slot that opens. There wasn't any nobs so I'm guessing it pushes opens. I didn't have any gear, I suppose whoever locked me up in here took it. I nudged it about 10 times. It finally opened. What the heck,who makes a cellar so easy to break out of. I looked up and my best friend Marty was leaning against a wall clapping.
"3 hours you were in that cellar" Marty said shaking his head. "So?" I said observing the cellar. "So you really need to stop snoozing and start waking up faster" Marty said. "oh I'm sorry, my alarm clock didn't go off" I said sarcastically. "anyway who won the war?" I asked. "oh that's easy, we did" Marty said. "I figured, but why I was I even in the cellar if we won" I said looking at Marty who was playing with him blond hair. "because Python asked me to" Marty said. "I'm going to kill him" I said punching the wall. "Wow why are you mad at him, I'm the one who put you in there" MArty said. "HE only put me in the cellar so I wouldn't punch his face in" I said. "Weather or not Jake you still punch people's faces in" Marty said smirking. "shut up"I said. "what did he do anyway?" Marty asked. "During the war, I told him to guide the minotaur under the bridge to shoot the arrows straight up to attack the bulls but instead he guided them to the hill to shoot from down instead of up" I said. "OK I had no idea what you just said" Marty said with his finger up to his eye. "He didn't follow instructions" I said. "oh, whatever. Lets get of of here it smells like rotten cheese and dead rats" Marty said sniffing around. "No Marty that's just you upper lip" I said. "shut up" he said after he strted laughing but I was serious.
When we got back to the portal which travels us from dimension, which means going back to new York, it's just like taking the transit but your moving in a colorful hippie portal. "Lady's first" I said to Marty. "Haha very funny" Marty said stepping into the portal. "wait" I said grabbing his wrist. "We can't go back to New York with all this war stuff on its gonna make us look like were..." Marty cut me off. "Happy?" Marty said. "what?" I said confused. "Happy,which in other terms means gay" Marty said. "Shut up" I said. "then what do you suppose we do" Marty asked. "you know what lets just go" I said jumping into the portal. Moments later we were in an alley which had a great view of the empire state building. "My moms house is just a couple of blocks down that way" Marty said. "when did she get back from hell?" I asked . "if you mean her boyfriends house ,yesterday" Marty said with his arms folded. We started walking down on 14th street. " I thought you said down the block" I said huffing and puffing. "hen I said down the block I meant transferring to six different trains and taking the bus and getting off in Queens" he said. "one that wasn't six trains and one bus" I said.
